I saw this person actually in a cross walk in the busiest part of the Burg: HWY 49 that goes north to Jackson and south to Gulfport (I'm looking at you Trethewey) and HWY 98 from Vicksburg to the east. This guy had his hair in a slick combover much like my papaw used to do, khaki jacket, khaki pants, orthopedic shoes, and Walgreens bags in one hand and cat litter in the other.
(this light is a lengthy pause in your day if you get stuck at it, but it's good for people watching)
He made it to the middle of the crosswalk, and I saw that she didn't have her hair in a comb over, but in an 80's side pony. She also had a big nose. (I don't know why I always notice people's noses.)
She was struggling with those bags. Well, I think she was struggling. Maybe she wasn't. After all it was a nice day for a walk, and I was jealous that I had all of these obligations and couldn't go on a walk, too.