MUY BUENO
HUMOUR - 5/5
THEME - 5/5: Let's do what I do best and dissect the living shit out of this gif.
DISSECTION GLOVES: ON
DISSECTION HAT: WORN
DISSECTION PANTS: IN LAUNDRY
DISSECTION GOGGLES: THEY DO NOTHING
Okay, we're ready. Well...I'm ready. You should probably wait outside. Here, have this electronic Yahtzee game. Enjoy yourself. DON'T ENJOY YOURSELF TOO MUCH (god is always watching) but sure, try to beat my record. Won't happen, but the fun is in trying and failing at trying.
American Psycho is a novel by Bret Easton Ellis - an author whose books I've never read, but the films based on those books I generally enjoy thoroughly, which is why I tell people I've read his books when I haven't so I can talk about the books (which I haven't read) and appear more literate in the process.
Anyways, I've seen the movie (AND READ THE BOOK?) with Christian Bale. It's quite an interesting commentary on 1980s materialism and narcissism and greed. And he talks about Phil Collins a lot, which is technically the main ingredient to making me fall deeply in love with anyone.
"Phil Collins' voice is fucking annoying. He's too British. And I hate his face."
"I LOVE YOU."
Now...QUESTION PERIOD TIME: which film series echoes the exact same concept of Narcissism, Greed and Materialism, only in a positive way in an effort to indoctrinate children? If you said "Harry Potter" then you're a ding-dong winner.
First of all, Harry Potter is all about a kid who knows he's the chosen wizard, right? He goes around all day and all night thinking "I'm a the Chosen Wizard. I'm a gonna save a the princessa" (I've never seen the movies, but he sounds like Wario, right?) He also needs a wand to be successful. He's just got to have things.
So that's what the creator of this gif is implying: he's saying, these two totally fictional characters could totally hang out together and be eating fictional tacos together and have fun together because they're essentially the same person who might as well be henceforth known as Hattrick Potbatman.
And I agree.
AESTHETIC - 3/5: Too small and I'm somewhat offended by the lack of Taco colour continuity.
WATCHABILITY - 5/5: I already enjoy watching people eat Tacos, so this is just an extension of that pasttime.
CATS - 0/5: No cats.
TOTAL SCORE: 72