#hausofsus

[girlnextvore]

(that star emoji thing)

Your super nice and the only other person i know who digs limp bizkit

[girlnextvore]

have you ever gotten something stuck in your nose, have you ever farted in public and blamed it on someone else

Yea a lego man head

and also no i have not 

[porksweats]

Best flavor of chicken wings

atomic hot buffalo

[girlnextvore]

Nick Gage, Zandig, MASADA

Yo Listen all of these guys look like dog farts

Masada is the only one that begins to not look like human shit

Marry Gage, Fuck Masada Kill Zandig

[girlnextvore]

Your aesthetic: a room with only green lights and your chopping onions with a toy light saber and you're hanging out with the cat from Sabrina the teenage witch

FUCK and i lost my fucking green lightbulb

[lordmo]

hausofsus reblogged your post and added: “does anyone have any recommendations for “clean” Jun Kasai matches?...”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Jun Kasai match...

yeah I meant more like... when he guests in non-hardcore promotions, and takes some light tubes to the head, goes through a table, maybe takes a thumbtack bump, but doesn’t vomit broken glass when Abdullah Kobayashi puts a wolverine claw in his forehead.

[lordmo]

Justice Pain

Am I a fan?: not... really?

Favorite move: i don’t know

Favorite match: I’ve only seen the one, my dude

Favorite feud: falling off things?

Favorite promo: falling off things.

Dream match: a... tribunal of some sort?

Seen live?: more possible than you think

Unpopular opinion: i’m sorry my guy i don’t really do american deathmatch

[lordmo]

Top 5 deathmatch spots

5. Balcony Dive4. Light tube shot -OR- fall through light tubes3. Setting self on fire on purpose2. Staple gun1. BOOM! INTO THE FUCKING EXPLODING BARBED WIRE!