To the person that just stopped in front of me in the middle of the hallway; I would apologize for shoving you into the friend you just had to stop and talk to before shouting, “The world doesn’t stop for you, asshole,” but I wouldn’t mean it. And seeing as I like to give out those things maybe once a month, it would be a waste of an apology. I will, however, request that you take your own advice and kindly go fuck yourself.










