#wustarter

[anderson--carter-blog]

Wow... the outside world still exists... weird...

[sarah--richards-blog]

I, er, I dunno how this happened but, uh, I t-think I might have gotten lost and now I can't find my phone and, and...

[andrews--ashton]

I had a dream that I was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like "what the fuck are you wearing?" and I said "it's a crop top" and I laughed so hard I woke up.

[ashharpe-blog]

I really do hate needles, but I do seem to get along much better with needles that tattoo some ink under my skin.

[iris-mason-blog]

To the person that just stopped in front of me in the middle of the hallway; I would apologize for shoving you into the friend you just had to stop and talk to before shouting, “The world doesn’t stop for you, asshole,” but I wouldn’t mean it. And seeing as I like to give out those things maybe once a month, it would be a waste of an apology. I will, however, request that you take your own advice and kindly go fuck yourself.

[lawrence--clark-blog]

The only thing worse than going shopping is being dragged to shopping by other people.

[iris-mason-blog]

I woke up at 3 AM to eat Häagen-Dazs and watch How to Get Away With Murder... Then I ask meself what's wrong with me...

[ashharpe-blog]

Puppies momentarily get a little less cute when they wake you up in the middle of the night because they need to pee. Not only once but three or for times a night.