PROMPT: Loki/Darcy "No offense, but your clothes are way complicated."
“But it makes it o so much more satisfying when you finally get them off, no?” he asked.
Darcy grumped. “Dammit, it’s taking away the mood”, she said. “It doesn’t pay that your clothes are so complicated when I’m horny. Taking too long to get you naked makes me not horny anymore, just tired and annoyed.” She flopped back onto the bed, and turned to her side, away from him.
Loki’s clothes dissolved, and he climbed in behind her, spooning up against her.
“Oh, Darling, don’t be cross”, he said, kissing her shoulder.
Darcy ‘Hmph’ed’, not turning around.
“Daaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrccccccccccccccyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” he sing-songed, his fingertips running up and down her arm. He nuzzled her neck behind her ear, letting his tongue lick the shell of her ear. He smirked when he felt her shiver.
“Not so tired and annoyed now, are you?”
“Get fucked”, she said, trying not to laugh and twisting her body just enough to fwap him.
“I fully intend to”, he replied, pouncing on her.