#haveaniall

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haveaniall replied to your post “id rather suck louis dirty cheese d*ck than have niall go brunette”

unfollow me

.......i did.....about a month ago. awkwardddd

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where are you narry is real

BRO

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Bree: *makes fun of Rihanna* me: haha :D *is dying inside*

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haveaniall replied to your post: do monks call each other bro

brother i think

that i know but do they shorten it to bro

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do monks call each other bro

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happy mother's day mom-bro

my precious children are all i need im so proud of you i love you

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niall probably asked harry if he wants to play golf after the dont knock it til you try it thing and harry was like “golf? sure thing niall  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lets play” and arrived with lube and condoms in his hand and niall didnt have the heart to correct him and plays golf on his own ever since

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BREEE OHHH MY GOD 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

YOURE FINALLY 11 AND I STILL CANT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE GOD DAMN IT

i hope you have the greatest day with everyone annyoing you via text and phonecalls and all your family throwing flowers at you when youre walking cause ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY !!! OMG let me get a flower and throw it at you i wanna JOIN IN

i hope you smile awkwardly when you get not so fitting gifts and then feel bad about not being excited cause someone! yes! gifted you something! be greatful bree wtf

but tbh i just hope you have great food on this fine day, some amazing company ~ a wonderful time with friends and family, whether spent at home or somehwere out there in this world

your goals for the coming year of your life should be: grow the FUCK UP

love you my bro

so much