#haven herald

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Haven Herald cover story for the Holloway House Trouble

"Halloween Pranks Leaves Fabled Haven Landmark In Ruins"

Teenagers planning to set a small explosion as a prank, inadvertently triggered a larger explosion due to the house-builder's lax compliance with building codes and proper placement of gas lines …

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Haven 1x8 Ain't No Sunshine (2010)

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I've just come across the editions of the Haven Herald on fandom.com

How fabulous

Haven Herald editions

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Haven 1x6 Fur (2010)

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Haven Herald cover story for the Magnusson Trouble

With this week's Trouble leading to naked people running around town, the Haven Herald provides an explanation in the form of a 'strange bacterial infection' caused by contaminated meat ...

Haven Herald/Vol. 97

Volume 97 of the Haven Herald was released online by Syfy. It covers the events of "Stay", providing a cover-up for the naked feral men roam

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Haven Herald cover story for the Harry Nix Trouble

The Haven Herald explained the rash of organ failures caused by the Nix Family Trouble as the result of an aggressive strain of swine flu ...

"... this year's flu can be a real monster."

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Haven 2x13 Silent Night (2011)

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Just stumbled across this - actual Haven Herald content:

"Volume 100 of the Haven Herald was released online by Syfy. It covers the events of "Double Jeopardy", attributing the destruction at The Grey Gull to a game of beer pong that got out of hand. There was also on article on a local football game between the East Haven Riflemen and Haven High Schooners."

"Bareknuckle Bar Brawl Leaves Local Watering Hole In Shambles

With the cross-town gridiron battle between the East Haven Rifleman and the Haven High Schooners approaching, the normally friendly rivalry took an ugly turn when a fight broke out at The Grey Gull - and the bar seems to have taken the biggest beating.

"My baby is a wreck," said Duke Crocker, local entrepreneur and owner of The Grey Gull. "Everyone's entitled to kick back every now and then and have a good time—I mean, that's why I opened this joint. But these guys just couldn't hold their liquor—it was like Animal House in there."

Patrons at The Grey Gull that night report that the skirmish began when two rival groups—one wearing the blue and yellow of East haven, the other in red and white, supporting Haven High—couldn't agree on the exact rules of "beer pong," a recreational drinking game popularized by college fraternities.

"It's stupid, really, just stupid—they trashed my entire bar because they were fighting about the rules." Crocker said. "But everyone knows—East Haven, Haven High, Mars, wherever—that you can't blow in a cup to make the ball pop out. That's beer pong 101. I even have it posted on the wall.

"And now my poor bar looks like the hotel room in The Hangover because some shmuck trying to relive his glory days wants to play beer pong like a Zeta sister. Man up."

Crocker estimates that the damage-which was chiefly superficial, mostly affecting his inventory and bar accoutrements-will cost him several thousands of dollars to replace, and that his bar will have to remain closed during cleanup.

"There's a lesson to be learned here," Crocker said. "Never serve a Rifleman."

BY VINCE TEAGUES

Volume 100 of the Haven Herald was released online by Syfy. It covers the events of "Double Jeopardy", attributing the destruction at The Gr