Is there any way to Watsonianly reconcile the weird bullshit with Haven’s population with respect to its area and it being a small town/treated as such otherwise despite, y’know, what typical New England small towns are like? I know this could be yet another canon-divergence (as I’m already kin with an Audrey who’s somewhat canon-divergent anyway) albeit in the sense of that’s why it feels wrong not me choosing that, but either way this feels like such a weird and petty thing to have as a divergence comparable to how sure I am that that one aged-poorly Bones-episode-subplot where a visiting squint who’s actually non-binary has their sex become the subject of bets didn’t happen in my Bones canon.
Hey, I'm Duke Crocker from Haven! My canon is pretty dang divergent but I'm looking for literally anybody regardless of canon. On the off-chance my canonmates are out there though, I was with Audrey, Nathan, and Jennifer. Jennifer and I didn't die, Audrey didn't erase her personality the last time she went in the barn, etc etc. I can explain the rest later. Please interact with this post or message me @fantaisietrois if you want to get in touch!
(warning, I do not really have much in the way of kin memories for, like, 90% of them but that doesn’t mean I’m faking) The ones in italics are from canon-divergent AUs.
A non-canon Warehouse Agent from an AU that only had Mrs. Frederic and Leena in common with canon character-wise (I was the agent tapped to be the next Caretaker just like Claudia was and was around her age, but those are the only things I shared with her) - Warehouse 13
Beverly Barlowe - Eureka (doesn’t count as canon-divergent since the divergencies are either pre-show-timeline or things the show didn’t say but it didn’t not say)
Adrian “Ozymandias” Veidt - Watchmen
Audrey Parker - Haven
Ghetsis Harmonia - Pokemon Black and White
Edith Finch Jr. - What Remains Of Edith Finch
Nevva Winter - The Pendragon Adventure
Hana “D.Va” Song - Overwatch (unless there’s something strongly differential, can you really say you’re canon-divergent in a source where the lore feels like a giant connect-the-dots puzzle so I might be and might not be)
If fictionkin works how I think it does and you couple that with the magic or whatever that was afoot surrounding me in my source, I'm afraid that that means my source's universe is either my reality or the reality I'll eventually enter once I've reached a certain point in the life I think is real - sincerely, a very paranoid Audrey Parker from Haven
Nisan made his way from the room his young features set in a stern expression as he rapped on Cord’s door leaving small traces of blood behind. Opening the door Cord raised his eyebrows slightly “What’s up Cyn?” he glanced down and saw the blood on his brothers hands a frown quickly crossed his face.
Nisan moved his hands behind his back “I need you to help me clean up my room, there’s been a bit of destruction take place...” Cord leaned against the door frame as a sardonic smile split onto his face. “What, did you and the little Lordling get into a scrap? I thought I was the scrapper.” Nisan glowered at him a bit his mouth set firmly as his eyes narrowed a bit. “Look are you going to help me or not? I’m not going to stand here and play question and answer with you.”
Cord chuckled a bit as he stepped through the door before closing it behind him. “No need to get your pants in a wad, Ali would have my head if I didn’t help you and I would get another lecture about family..speaking of you better hope she doesn’t find out about your hands.” He grinned again a moment his eye sparkling “This might work out in my favor, feel like doing my homework for week?”
Nisan strode past him shoulders square with long purposeful strides. “Never mind I’ll do it myself, I knew I shouldn’t have even bothered asking. Everything is one big joke to you, unless it’s you that needs help or is trouble.” Cord trotted to keep pace with him a moment before grabbing his brothers arm, “Hey calm down I was just teasing you, you know I’ll help you. First lets try and at least wrap your hands so more blood doesn’t smear all over the place.”
Stepping into the room Cord let out a low whistle, “Dwayna’s tits Cyn what the heck did you do?” Nisan brushed past him in a huff grabbing some bits of curtain that was already in tatters and binding his hands quickly. “Doesn’t matter what happened let’s just clean it up and see someone about the windows.”
Cord paced over and looked at his brother a moment, anger quickly flashing into his eyes as realization dawned on him. “You didn’t do this did you? The little Lordling did and YOU healed him. You really are a Dolyaks ass Cyn, Ali is gonna lose it when she finds out you did that. You don’t have the right training to finish the process and what’s worse it could have gone totally wrong. What was the little Lordlings problem? The room wasn’t fancy enough for him? And why do you even care, why in the Six would you cover for him like this?”
Nisan sighed slightly as he tied off the bandage on his hands. “Sometimes we just do things to help people regardless of who or what they are Cord. Everyone feels pain at some point, I for one am not going to just sit there and let them suffer.”
Cord shook his head as he moved over and started cleaning up bits of glass and wood. “He won’t thank you for it. Mark my words helping out his kind never gets you anywhere or anything but regret.”
