killmonger (our black cat): [minding his business on a chair]
me: [holds out my hand to him] "lets take ibuprofen together"
killmonger: [sniffs my hand from a distance very cautiously]
oshay: "no, he's not taking any profens."
me: "aw, ok" [holds hand out to killmonger again] "lets take psychedelics in the woods together"
killmonger: [places his paw on my hand immediately, enthusiastically snuggles with his face]
me: "OOOOOOOHHHHH killmongy wants to do shrooms in the woods"
oshay: "No!"
me: "that's what he said"
oshay: "NO!!"
me: "that's what he said!!"
oshay: "i dont care, NO"











