PLS TO MAKE A POST ABOUT YOUR ELABORATE HAWKE/ISABELA HEADCANONS
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so! (keeping in mind I haven't finished DAI, though I have played past the Fade, so)
basically, post-DA2, Hawke and Isabela spend some time ON A SHIP because of course Hawke gets Bela a ship. and a crew. and it feels perfect for her, because after losing her home in Lothering and then Kirkwall, she doesn't want to let anywhere be home anymore. sailing the oceans seems safer (the fact that a ship can be home, that home can be people and not just a place, isn't something she lets herself think about)
and they keep contact with Zevran, of course. in this headcanon, he trims up the Crows and takes over. this is important because, obviously, the three of them maintain a poly relationship. Zevran stays on land running his assassins guild, and Isabela and Hawke visit sometimes (and have wild and crazy sex, and catch up)
when Hawke gets back from the Fade, that's when the real shenanigans start because GUESS WHO'S PREGNANT HINT: NOT ISABELA
and it's even fuzzier from then on, but the gist of it is: tiny little brown ginger baby gets born, sails on the ship, is SPOILED ROTTEN by her multitude of aunts and uncles, picks locks better than her father by age six, and... kind of also has magic! which, really Hawke what did you expect with a family like yours AND a trip to the Fade during your pregnancy!
(luckily, Bela's crew is loyal as hell, and also pretty much wrapped around this child's little finger, so there's no danger of anyone turning her in. or her uncle Anders, when he shows up to teach her magic.)
