im cool man possibly beyond repair

mat/m/gettin old he/him i dont want to talk about homestuck

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[theshinysnivy1]

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post. Directly.

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shout out to weird girls and weird boys who became servals

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[bedupolker]

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[catilinas]

honorable eldest son

[monstrous-divinity]

michelle's soft estrogenized lemonade

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[paulandersonxo]

do nuns have pockets

[paulandersonxo]

question answered thanks #MediaNun

[miniaturize]

[liniini]

Katharine Hepburn in an interview with Barbara Walters (1981)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[babbyygirrrl]

I don't know who needs to hear this but... start living. The days are flying by and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can like walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

[stufflikethathere]

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[thyrell]

[yeehawpim]

I can be the ship and its sailors