#hazbin radio

[redvexillum]

Y/N: ...

Alastor: [With mock offense, hand to his chest] My dear, are you truly choosing solitude over my scintillating company? Well! I never!

Y/N: Sorry, I just... [Your voice falters. You hesitate, unsure if you can trust him with your vulnerability] I have a... problem.

Alastor: [One brow arches as a sharp-toothed grin spreads slowly across his face] A singular problem? How quaint! I'd wager most people carry a whole parade of them. How delightfully optimistic of you to stop at one!

Y/N: [You try to laugh, but it breaks in your throat. This morning flashes before your eyes, your confrontation, your courage, and then the sharp, biting words] One of the new hotel guests... the one that was bothering Charlie...they said I was ugly. That... that I was...unlovable. They said I’d never amount to anything. I—I tried to ignore it, really, I did... but... I’m just so tired of pretending it doesn’t hurt.

Your tears fall freely now, hot with shame and frustration. You bow your head, trying to make yourself small. You wish you were tougher. You wish their words hadn’t gotten to you.

Alastor: [The room falls eerily quiet. His usual crackling mirth is... still. He’s watching. Not mocking. Not Laughing. Watching]

Y/N: [Sniffling, you rub at your eyes and force a weak chuckle] Gosh, this is ridiculous. I know it’s childish. I mean, why would I care what someone like them thinks, right? Still, um... thanks for not making fun of me. I know that’s usually your thing.

Alastor: ...

The silence is unnerving. His smile has returned, but it’s different now. Tighter. Colder. Still pleasant. Still polite. But not warm.

Y/N: [You breathe in deep, square your shoulders, and force a bright, shaky smile] Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me! Right, Alastor?

Alastor: [Voice silken, with the smoothness of a blade being unsheathed] Excuse me for just one moment, my dear.

-----THE NEXT DAY-----

Husk: [Wiping a cup with a dirty cloth, muttering under his breath] That guest? Gone. "Evicted," he said. Said they were causing a singular problem.

You never saw them again. No one asked questions. And though Alastor smiled the same as always, you swore, just for a moment, his shadow smiled back, teeth glinting.

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[somedscontent]

My radiostatic human au is pretty much just Hannibal

(Didn't watched btw)

[justawasteoftime1122]

You know what I want to see in HH season 2?

Another duet between Alastor and Lucifer.

It doesn't have to be romantic or anything, not even radio apple, but I want them to have another duet with the rhythm and beat, maybe even the background to Hell's Greatest Dad but I want it to be about them realising the other isn't that bad. I want it to be about them learning to tolerate each other.

That's all bye pookies

[hazbinradio]

Any way we can hear more from your transcriptionist? I don't think we've gotten a clear picture of him, or any other of your staff at the hazbin hotel! (They're all yours, right?)

my, you are curious~

what do you say, Webster. would you paint us a word picture?

sir? umm, well Husk and Niffty have been on the news a lot so i think the general audience can easily find their likenesses. Peccantum @peccantumaskrp is a lilac shaded deer with flowing hair and a snazzy waistcoat,,

that waistcoat was my doing~ thank you for noticing~

mm! very bellhop. he's polite but pretty detached at first, but he knows a lot of cool stuff. also he currently holds the top slot on the dance machine at Denny's arcade bar.

our chef, Turtle @hazbin-chef makes everything delicious. they're like a worm in a cozy hoody and that is also their vibe. be nice to Turtle or i will track you down and fill your device with viruses.

ha! strong words coming from you.

i know what i said. anyway, Ptáček @littlebird-littlebird is what you get if a stray cat is also very dark academia. she knows immense amounts about astronomy and does research for the School of the Air segment.

i think you're forgetting someone.

oh, Vincent! @devilish-media-productions he's not actually an assistant, he's just visiting from another hotel. but he is a professional musician and can often be found holding music therapy in the lobby if that's your thing.

Webster,,

right, umm who else?

[Alastor gestures to Webster]

oh! right. umm. i'm the short spider at the hotel? jumping spider with a laptop and usually a yarn craft to fidget with? honestly i'm not that interesting, everyone else is way cooler.

your words~ Webster tends to be one of the more agreeable assistants but he's still working on his stage presence. i suppose, in his own way, you can imagine a little

Dapper Dan

[peccantumaskrp]

Hi Peccantum,

i'm trying to pull a little community engagement. is there anything you would like to hear on the radio show while the boss is occupied?

Hey Webster, I'd be happy to do what I can to keep up the station while Alastor is (being an idiot) temporarily occupied! I'll send in some more suggestions when I can.

He'd probably not like what I listen to, but I've been tentatively exploring on my own. Here's one of the bands/songs I've found so far!

[littlewonders7]

[okcoolcoolwtf]

＼(≧▽≦)／Ahh I'm so happy! The zine I ordered finally arrived! (☆▽☆)

All the illustrations are so pretty ☆:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:☆

[redvexillum]

Charlie: [sobbing] And then, o-our new guests s-said th-that I won't ever be able to save them, and I just, feel so saaaa- [dissolves into uncontrollable tears]

Vaggie: Aww, sweetie, it's going to be okay. They are obviously just a pathetic, stupid jerk, don't listen to them.

Y/N: Vaggie's right, Charlie. Someone wise once told me that we should focus our energy onto people we care about! [looks to Alastor who blankly stare into the space, frog blinking]

Alastor: ...

Y/N: [whispering to Alastor] Alastor, you need to react when people cry! Like, words of encouragement, or comfort-

Alastor: My dear, I did react.

Y/N: ...

Alastor: I rolled my eyes.

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