Jan 1, 2014
he takes out his love-stick and i say “wow that’s a big doinker, but not the biggest schlong i’ve seen.” so this pussy ass bitch started to cry and he was like “why don’t you like my wankie, it’s 100% all beef thermometer.” And i told him that it was just like any other ding dong around town so he grabbed me by the shirt and put me in front of him and said “ride my bologna pony” so i took his stinky pickle and waved it around like the magic wand it is. His divine rod was quite lovely but ive seen better love muscles in my days and those power drills are the best in town. ”Lick Captain winky” he told me, so i took his yogurt slinger and sucked that DNA rifle like no tomorrow
