“Ok, I mean, I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit, so I can’t be too bad.”
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“I wouldn’t say that, considering the answer’s been under your nose the entire time.”
It had been almost two months without any real work- the longest dry spell of their entire partnership. Usually by this point, Heinwald would have dragged them out on some sort of excursion, but between false reports or petty squabbles dragging Curran away and his obligations as a lord, neither of them had a chance to relax.
Then again, neither of them liked milling about and relaxing either.
Two days of proper rest before Heinwald was at Curran’s door.
While most of Heinwald’s hunts had been for cryptids or curiosities rumored along the countryside, the proposition he posed was quite unusual- conservation effort.
“It's been a rather illusive species as of late, which is concerning, considering it's overabundance mere months ago. I believe it's been poached to near extinction. It drives out vermin, you see, much like a cat in some regards, but a little more brutish. Given a lack of proper care and simulation, however, it's been known to wither and die, as it's a very social creature who does not fair well under the constant strenuous conditions.”
Curran, naturally, asked what it was called. Heinwald had already left to pack.
Whatever it was (the anonymity was more concerning than anything, given some of the other creatures Heinwald suggested they seek out), it could most naturally be found at dawn and dusk and near quieter settlements, which left them time for errands before they headed out into the woods.
Or, rather, it left Heinwald time to peruse the local bookstore and apothecaries, as the town had an orphanage in need of a big brother to play with.
As the sun dipped, they rendezvoused at the town’s end, hiking into the thicket just as the sky began to shift in color.
It was only then that Curran really got any description: shaggy maned, omnivorous, a strong hunter- a rather large animal, but not to the point of intimidating. A curious creature, it tended to seek out non threatening humans that entered its territory in order to investigate them, which is when they were most often captured and exploited.
Their stroll proved rather fruitless, besides the rather stunning view of the sunset, which left them with a nice dinner, drinks, and rest.
And then dawn. Ungodly, early dawn.
Curran was already up, as usual, acting as Heinwald’s morning rooster. It was obvious he gave the creature a lot of thought in the hours between, suddenly aware that he’d never encountered, or heard of such a creature before.
Even if Hein insisted it was rather common, the inquisitor had, well, inquired at the bar, apparently, which turned up just as fruitless as their walk.
“We’ll find it this morning,” Hein said between yawns, “I’m sure of it.”
He insisted that the afternoon walk was to allow the creature to become familiar with them- judge them as friend, not foe. Surely it would reveal itself now.
But while the birds sang, as the sun rose, and as breakfast was consumed out in the familiar clearing, it struck him.
“There isn’t anything out here,” Curran stated, but gave his partner the benefit of the doubt with a question anyways, “is there?”
“Would I endeavor to send us on a wild goose-chase without reason?”
“No, but there isn’t anything out here. You couldn’t even be bothered to give it a made up name- or you knew I’d ask people, so you made me describe it to people instead, but what you did give me was vague enough that someone could have said they thought they saw something.”
“An astute observation, for an assistant.”
The corner of Curran’s mouth twitched. It always did when he was complimented, whether he realized it or not. “Ok, I mean, I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit, so I can’t be too bad.”
“I wouldn’t say that, considering the answer’s been under your nose the entire time.”
That made his brow furrow, the scar on his forehead twitching in irritation, “So then what the hell are we looking for?”
Heinwald’s voice was monotonous, “Your smile.”
One of the best things about Curran, in the detective’s not so humble opinion, was that one could watch every thought pass through his mind if they were familiar with him. At first it seemed as though the inquisitor wasn’t sure he even heard Heinwald right (it was commonplace), but when he offered no explanation, everything fell into place behind his eyes.
Illusive as of late, overabundance mere months ago, drives out vermin,much like a-
“You called me a brute cat!”
“Brutish.” Heinwald corrected, “Loveable nonetheless.”
And just as Hein said. Curran smiled.