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[killthepartypoison]

Do u have any headcannons about party poison and kobra kid's patents?

My head canon is that they both came from the city, so I feel like their parents were pretty normal people. Their dad worked the night shift at BLI headquarters, he was a security guard there. They didn’t get to see him very much because he was normally asleep when they got home from school. I actually have a head canon that that’s one of the reasons the four were able to get in to BLI, because they remembered some of the security layout of the place. 

Their mom was around more, she worked during the day and was home when they were. I feel like their parents loved them and they really wanted them to do well and be successful. I think they were really supportive of Poison going to the mental hospital and stuff bc they truly believed that those things helped and they just wanted the best for their kids. 

[killthepartypoison]

Kobra Kid always tries to get the ‘Kid’ part out of his name because he’s an adult but it never works because not only is he everyone’s little brother, but in the mornings when he’s still half asleep he sometimes wanders out into the front room of the diner with his raggedy childhood blanket in tow

[killthepartypoison]

what are ur thoughts on the fab four and their sleeping habits?

It’s honesty a miracle Party is still alive because he literally never sleeps. He gets a few hours in most nights, but that’s it. He’s one of those guys who thinks sleeping is a waste of time, so when he does sleep it’s normally in his bed. He wakes up with the sun and immediately begins doing things after he’s up.

Kobra Kid is the exact opposite of his brother in this respect. Kobra loves sleep. He’s not the kind of guy who would sleep the entire day, ‘cause then he does feel like it was wasted, but he sleeps for a normal amount of time each night, around 6 or 7 hours. Kobra is the definition of ‘not a morning person’, unlike his brother, who’s always ready to start his day. Kobra needs at least one cup of coffee before he can even attempt to talk. He likes to sleep in his bed too, but if it’s been a long day don’t be surprised if you find him passed out on the couch till dinner.

Ghoul loves to sleep too. He always sleeps the latest, but he normally goes to bed a little later then Jet and Kobra so he gets around the same amount of sleep. He likes to stay up till 1 or 2 in the morning and stargaze, so its always past 2am when he drags himself back into the diner and plops down on his bed. Ghoul isn’t a morning person until he gets food into his stomach. He almost always sleeps in his bed because thats the only place he’s comfortable to let his guard down ‘cause the other guys are in there with him.

Jet literally gives no fucks. He will sleep anytime, anywhere. On average, he gets a little less sleep then Ghoul and Kobra, around 5 or 6 hours, but he does it so sporadically it doesn’t even matter. He’s the kind of guy who takes a lot of like half an hour naps and thats the only real sleep he gets, besides like an hour or two in the middle of the night. I’ve always thought Jet was the kind of guy who always had to be busy, tinkering on something or trying to makes something out of spare parts from five different things, so his sleep schedule allows for him to do that sort of thing.