[text] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour! / [text] I swear to drunk I’m not God. Shiit, wait! I fcked up! / [text] I’m hungry, you’re horny. Buy me pizza and I’ll eat it while you fuck me. / [text] Was that picture for me? What did I do to deserve that? Because…WOW. (from james <3)
[text] hello? did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour!
[text] shit[text] okay i’m on my way!![text] i got distracted watching keeping up with the kardashians!![text] if you tell anyone about that, you’ll have to rely on your hand instead of me!!





