Spitter's are quitters, Saber. And I know you are not a quitter.
“Lancer, you know I’m not one to back down from a challenge -- but I’m afraid I don’t quite understand. What is it I’m supposed to be swallowing? a new drink?”
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Spitter's are quitters, Saber. And I know you are not a quitter.
“Lancer, you know I’m not one to back down from a challenge -- but I’m afraid I don’t quite understand. What is it I’m supposed to be swallowing? a new drink?”
@hcundoom
hcundoom replied to your post: Doesn’t have to worry about marriage, cause no one...
Coughs
🐍— ❝Sounds like you’re coming down with a cold, Lancer.❞
@hcundoom is acting like a bitch in heat!: -Bends him over and dry humps to assert dominance-
Emiya had been minding his own business tinkering with the toaster that had gotten broken AGAIN by a servant fascinated with modern technology. He didn’t bother to pay Cu much mind, until he heard him walk up behind him. Getting bent over before he could react, he felt Cu dry humping him like some horny teenage boy desperate to lose his virginity!
Struggling to not drop the toaster, while being thankful he had his jacket and pants covering his ass under attack, he quickly planned his counter-attack. Once he managed to place the toaster gently down on the floor, he waited for the perfect moment to strike!
Grabbing Cu by his ankles, Emiya pushed all his weigh back as Cu leaned back to go into another thrust, causing both to fall back. Wasting no moments at their sudden position change with Cu flat on his back, Emiya swiftly sat his ass directly Cu’s face. Holding his ankles high up in the air, spread apart, while wearing a smug grin on his face.
“Eat my entire asshole you horny little bitch!”
He knew lecturing him on public indecency was a lost cause (and hypocritical) so instead he choose to fight. Have fun trying to get Emiya to bottom for you Cu, makes it all the more reward when he comes out on top.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍.
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@hcundoom replied to your post
Its contagious. Go back to sleep. - Cu alter.
“Surely, it cannot be so contagious! Why aren’t you singing if you said so?!”
hcundoom replied to your post: all gilgamesh… is the same
“Say it louder.”
ALL GILGAMESH IS THE SAME
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@sanzenxsekai asked: Yellow~
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@hcundoom asked: Yellow and Orange. Oh wow is this Illya IRL? I wanna be a magical girl too
Color Reviews! [ACCEPTING]
Yellow: Your writing is great! Keep it up! Orange: I can hear ____’s voice when I read your writing! Red: I admire your writing and stories from afar. Just know I always read them. Violet: I wish you would write more.
((Aw gosh, y’all are so nice with your yellows and oranges, guys~ Thanks a bunch for sending them in~
((And Cham & Cap, listen, if you just wanna RP with Illya, my inbox is always open~ If you have an idea, toss it at me~
((AND CAP, LISTEN AGAIN, I’D LOVE TO WRITE MORE BUT Y’KNOW, GACHA HELL’S A THING :’D
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Im going out hunting tonight. For no specific reason, whats his address?
“It’s alright, Cu.. I don’t know it and it’s not worth the trouble.”