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"uh, no," I say as I shove things into a closet, "the word count didn't change at all," and close some drawers, "why do you ask," and throw some stuff in the trash.
today during our practicum 'clinical examination of the newborn'
Pediatrician: "Now comes the part of the examination during which, uh, accidents often happen."
Pediatrician: "Since, you know, baby boys pee really high and far."
Pediatrician: "Anyway, Let's begin. Gather around and stand a bit closer, all of you."