#he is 7

[craigslisthorses]

a tragedy

[bitchfitch]

hot new writing exercise for fantasy writers: go through your ocs and answer these questions

Do they pay taxes? why/why not?

Do they Vote? why/why not?

and Do they have a driver's license or an in universe equivalent? Why/why not?

the answers might be a lot funnier than you think

[malarkeys-beanie]

it’s ma dogs birthday

[spider-bih]

If you want a big dog, I want you to know that you’re signing up for a toddler. A toddler that can’t speak your language, but somehow you understand them, okay? A fucking toddler. I closed my bedroom door for not even two minutes and guess who was crying behind it because he couldn’t get in? Guess who??? Guess who then started barking and practically screaming bc I didn’t get up??? Who’s now laying his head in my lap like he’s a saint and forcing me to pet him???? HM????

[nukaworld]

My brother is watching star wars youtube poop and i have to listen to these out of context 2012-2015 memes cause i refuse to look at it

[skytlake]

my little brother and i filmed a detective movie together yesterday and i told him i would edit it for him and i realized theres a lot of awkward silences and it could be helped with some background music so anyway here's a preview of the credits (and title)

[kingsofeverything]

@ Harry Styles my child would like to let you know that he takes issue with the end of TPWK when you sing “just a little bit” because he says a little bit is not enough

[youaremyvoice]

hima: [tickling her brother] hima's brother: me when tickle