#he is nothing

[gambeque]

Have a ferret! His name is Kohga and he is a year old and has managed to figure out how to undo his harness in under a minute.

What a geniusly amazinlgy creature Thank u so much

I trade u picture of my dog

[edgeworths--defense--attorney]

Klaiver is pretty cool as a character and everything. But hes also the biggest poser in the world. You CANNOT be a totally metal rock punk whatever boy band leader and be sponsored by the actual police. That is simply NOT how it works.

ALSO HE'S NOT EVEN FUCKING GERMAN.

[hello-delicious-tea]

Also, it’s a stroke of genius that Sir Walter Elliot is a baronet - he has exact one title below him he can look down on. He’s not a peer. He doesn’t sit in the House of Lords. There are richer landed gentlemen - Mr Darcy, if they happened to meet, could buy Kellynch Hall as a cute little investment property.

This article suggests that the cost of an estate would be about 30x the amount it generated in a year. A different article suggested it probably cost about £600/annum to rent Netherfield (and thus presumably Kellynch Hall, plus or minus some). If Sir Walter’s income was £1000/annum, he would apparently be in the 1%, which does rather put into perspective the Bennets, doesn’t it? And I doubt his estate is well managed.

Anyway, while he would definitely be a super rich dude by the standards of his day, it’s like fancy doctor rich, not top tier basketball player rich. Everything he has, from his title to his land to his income to his history (not very long, in the grand scheme of things) to his appearance, is relatively substanceless for the amount of weight he and those around him accord it. He’s a very little man, and Austen’s readers would very much be able to pick up on just how little he is. Which is, incidentally, why he’s also such a fucking sycophant to anyone even slightly higher up the social ladder.

[hardpuzzles]

im doing insane and crazy things to this guys gender right now

[katsukissy]

apollo is a whore. just throwing that out there.

[cielos-de-mermelada]

The End (Lang Leav)

[toa-va-but-crazy]

Season 9 also pisses me off wtf.

Dareth ruins the entire resistance plotline for me. Just like in season four, Dareth is the sole reason the plan goes awry, leading to Mystake's death all because Dareth is a screw up. Not to mention his cowardice, selfishness, and misogyny, plus his main joke being farting and shitting. This fuckass character causes my soul to be drained; I despise him.