HEAR ME OUT, The reader tells Scara that she likes his sister Raiden and asks him for some advice or help... I can only imagine Scaramouche stealing on his sister's identity like the freak that he is :(
omg stealing his sister's identity,, so so so good,,,, and while he's incredibly clueless on how to do makeup, styling hair (well, wig in his case), and how to emulate his sister's mannerisms, he's still willing to try. he may not be his sister, but surely if you squint and delude yourself enough, it can pass, right? :)
though his greatest obstacle is mimicking his sister's voice. it's too dissimilar to pass off, no matter what he does. so whenever he assumes her identity, you'll find that raiden is oddly quiet around you. you'll prod and try to strike up conversations for her to engage in, yet you're met with complete silence. if you hadn't known any better, you'd think that she hates your guts. but thankfully, she communicates her words through her texts on her phone screen.
and with all the time spent with raiden, you start to get this fluttering hope in your chest that she might reciprocate your feelings for her, so you come running to your trusty roommate, scara, to vent all about your anticipation and fear. not knowing that all this time, the raiden you've been bonding with was him all along :)
maybe if he asks one of these days, you'll even agree to a sleepover! oh, just the two of you, of course.