#he laughed too

[cecenyss]

Oh my god the waiter was talking to my dad about the alcohol and he called one of them fruity so I went 💅🏻 and my mother is horrified

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

It's always awkward hearing some married women boast about being "the bitch with the ring!!" Or "I'm the main one, so it don't matter! I'm the only one that matters." ....why your husband laugh at that last line then😭 cuz homeboy acting like them vows ain't shit and you just a character in HIS play rn😭😭

[forlornprodigy]

/  a  friend  sent  me  a  message  on  discord  showing  me  the  video  he  had  to  watch  for  his  safety  training  called  "electrical  arc  flash  demonstration",  these  were  my  responses; "he  must  be  shocked." his  mind  is  blown that  definitely  blew  him  away i  can  keep  going" i  made  myself  laugh.

[hawt--dad]

A real convo between me and my little brother about having one of his testicles removed:

Me: So I have a question.

Him: ...

Me: Can you run faster now that you have less baggage?

Him: god dammit...

[doloresabernathysworld]

Yesterday, one of my students called me, a woman, dad.

Needless to say, I laughed my ass off and now the boy, the other students who were there, and I have an inside joke. I just couldn't resist telling him, like 10 minutes later, "show some respect, for I am your father"

[memoriesinatrunk]

THAT GIF. IM CRYING. INCREDIBLE

My husband loves to send me gifs that he finds.  That gem was one he sent me.  My husband is pretty awesome.

[wtfgohome-blog]

*rubbing Casey's back* C: "you feel that?" *i fart* Me: "you smell that?"