#poor him though

[alexalblondo]

Nobody move, I‘m gonna become penpals with @laptimedeleted‘s dad 🙏😩

[chaoticturtledream]

I love the group of characters I've made in the past week. We've got:

James, the protagonist who doesn't follow rules and is always asking questions and getting into things he shouldn't

Cooper, the first leader who doesn't actually want to be leader but is because he's friendly but talks a lot (also he gayy)

Isaac, the smart and kind one who acts as their doctor and really should be the leader but isn't because he turns the position down due to a secret he feels guilty about having (he's also gay)

Lo, the smol boi who sometimes has to think to find the right words but everyone loves him and agrees to protect the beby

Ruby, the girl who is a complete flirt but is actually ace

Lydia, the 'shy' girl who secretly suspects Isaac of being a traitor but will probably be murdered before she can say anything

And Miles, the violent British boy who is super dangerous when mad which is quite often because no one takes him seriously due to him having Essential Tremor Disorder

Yeee I'm excited for this group to get into all sorts of shenanigans!

(PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY CHARACTERS)

[hawt--dad]

A real convo between me and my little brother about having one of his testicles removed:

Me: So I have a question.

Him: ...

Me: Can you run faster now that you have less baggage?

Him: god dammit...

[megaronii]

Omg. Lol whoops.

[kyuhyu-k]

Unlucky guy, Lee Hyukjae

[soloh]

You know what I love about rumours? The fact that people believe they're true, means that those people actually believe I have the ability to somehow get an incredibly attractive guy who is way out of my league to sleep with me.

That's a goddamn compliment.

[johannamasoen]

Now we have to wait another year for Leo jokes to potentially end

[jordana-bevan]

oedipus was an asshole and i dont understand why do i have to do an exam about his life i really dont care idk