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did i just book a mani/pedi for a few days before my DIG show? yes.

am i aware that i have seats in the stands and it'll be 36°F max and no one will see my toes in the boots i'm planning to wear? yes.

but i'm gonna be feeling cute af so who cares???

#also winter has ruined my feet with my dry ass skin #we can't have bad vibes feet around sammy my friends #he'll know #he can sense it

Oh??????

anna. ANNA. a n n a.

you, too, have gained access to the deepest parts of my heart.

(he's just so tall, so serious, so precise...)

#gatekeep gaslight girlboss #adam driver style #no riddles just a vibe check #he'll know #pink—and—white #ask bee #answered

Aizen is sexy and all but have you ever imagined wanting to sleep in his bed.

#aizen #bleach #if you come to his office like hinamori did and act like you're there work #he'll know #aizen sosuke

So there was this fruit bowl, right? It was just sitting there and I ate all of the fruits in it because I was peckish and now my parents are discussing where all the fruits my mom picked for our altar to another god (sorry hahahhh...) went. I mean I should have known, but I messed up and the only one in the house other than me was my toothless baby sister. Oh Lord Mendax, pls pls pls give me the ability to escape this lecture with a clever lie, I'll make you your own altar I swear

[Image text: Okay, so here’s what you need to do...]

“To start, you are most certainly allowed to worship other gods, we may be competition, but we’re mostly civil to each other.” The brunet said, placing a hand on the person’s shoulder. “I will help you.” He took a breath before launching into the plan. “You could say it could have been a trickster god or a nymph if you or someone you know has had problems with one in the past. Or, depending on the god, you could say they’re watching over your family and needed the offerings for something they have planned for your family. Shrines are very important to us gods, and I won’t lecture you about it since I don’t doubt you already know. Make sure to replace the offerings with something else before the day is over so you do not anger the god the fruits were originally for, should you do so. It will make your lie far more convincing, since it will be grounded in truth.” He explained seriously, looking into the mortal’s eyes. “If you do this you will be safe. And for my altar, you don’t need anything too suspicious or special in case you get into hot water with your family. Possibly a stump with a treble clef carved onto it or something of the like, hm?” He patted the person’s shoulder gently, demeanor changing to something more lighthearted.

#aph austria #hws-gods-austria #hws-gods-au #hetalia #hetalia austria #roderich edelstein #he's here to help #he better get that altar anon #he'll know #he always knows #so polite calling him Lord Mendax #he appreciates it

my future husband better understand that he is not the love of my life. i only married him because i was forced to settle, because i couldn’t marry alex hogh, and he better still love me anyway.