#he's 52

[badgerswake]

ewwww Paul Hollywood’s girlfriend is TWENTY TWO.

[baio-logist]

my dad uses the online pseudonym "phil mahboutee"

[bubble-quartz]

ahhhhhh I'm ranked 40 in competitive play- now I wanna do better for next season so I can pass the boyfriend unit

[vaesha-draecon]

Dad: here, you got mail 8hands me envelope*

Me: *confused* but I’m karyn, not David 8jokingly*

Dad: Read the top corner

Me: *reads* What the fuck?

Dad: You’re know you’re old when you are getting funeral stuff in the mail.

[livingeachdayasitcomes]

My dad's having an existential crisis because it's his birthday tomorrow and he's 'not ready to grow up'

[theoceanlinerincident]

It's my dad's birthday today ;0;

[toremuno]

My dad is the biggest Star Trek fan you can't even think of beating him

[zackyvengeanz]

The pure horror on my face when dad walked to my room with a weird hairdo and said "I want to take a selfie"