Jun 11, 2025
"Sam... when did you let Adam get you pregnant?" He has questions.
W h a t the fuck was his brother thinking was going on?
"Please for the love of all fucking things you don't actually believe this.."
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"Sam... when did you let Adam get you pregnant?" He has questions.
W h a t the fuck was his brother thinking was going on?
"Please for the love of all fucking things you don't actually believe this.."
Batman, how the f**k did you imply that!?
Bruce coming home from a justice league meeting going up to the bat computer Tim is sitting there Dick is leaning on the chair to look at the screen, Bruce sits down taking his cawl off and just looks up at the bats on the ceiling Dick and Tim notices Bruce's odd behavior.
Dick: uh you okay B ?
Bruce let's out the most exhausted sigh Dick has ever heard from the man. This makes Tim stop typing and look over as well
Bruce:... I might have implied that I was...
Bruce's voice trills off into a whisper.
Dick: what?
Bruce: that as Batman, Bruce Wayne is my sugar daddy...
Tim:...
Dick:...
Bruce sighs again.
Dick: this is why you need to tell them your identity dad
Bruce: unfortunately I can never tell them now because I will die of embarrassment
Dick: B you have to tell them
Bruce: do you want me to die of embarrassment Dick?
" ... That's both sad and pathetic. "
He is not amused
“I’ll be passing on everyone.”
"Oh me oh my, ~Imagine Lysandre making a bad decision.~ Too late, I Don't Have To. " Just look at him!
i want a... negroni sbagliato with ✨ prosecco ✨
❝ do you actually know what you’re ordering or are you just repeating what you heard on tiktok earlier? ❞
