#he's thorsty

[malwarey]

connor do not

[armandyke]

Plot twist: Klaus is the biggest virgin, and whenever seen with a bottle of vodka he actually poured it out and swapped it for water because he doesn’t like the taste but he’s a Bad Ass Boy and needs to look Cool bc he saw it in a movie once

I genuinely have had this whole scene planned out for the fic where Klaus is helpin with the investigation and he shows up with a bottle of vodka and Diego is like “bro are u kidding me” but Klaus is just like “??? oh it’s water lol we didn’t have any other bottles at home”

[chokememrstark]

Loki, whenever Thor is gone for more than two minutes:

[amantebravo]

Ya boy João (; hahaha

Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart…

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗(wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗(hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent💗 Very low💗💗 A little💗💗💗 Hopeful💗💗💗💗 High💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum