cool porygon™

they/them | 23 | bug enthusiast ☆ born to shit, forced to wipe ☆

[decamarks]

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[lluckless-lavender]

[cl0wnah0lic]

I fucked up

[predstrogen]

this is literally femme to me anyway

[hotvampireadjacent]

I can answer this one. He took the pledge and failed

[chips1977]

finally got my gamer set up

[zeitghost]

2 beautiful women named “MAJOR FRACTURE DETECTED” and “MORPHINE ADMINISTERED” keep calling me on my HEV suit ❤️

[eeveriyn-deactivated20251108]

[variousqueerthings]

people will claim modern Doctor Who is too political and then I tune in to 1973 and there's an episode about Welsh miners rights and environmental pollution

[sluttypatrickstar]

[sparrowlucero]

Though their initial mutations were the result of long term nuclear war, it's actually an intense culture of propaganda and strictly enforced conformity policies that have kept the Daleks in their current state. Every Dalek undergoes surgery just after birth; not to mitigate the effects of irradiation, but to rid them of whatever is legally considered "imperfections to the Dalek form" (usually throwbacks to a humanoid body plan, such as teeth and hands) and physically ready them for their casing. Additional surgeries must occur throughout a Dalek's life to prevent them from becoming "rooted" - a painful, often fatal scenario in which the Dalek overgrows their own shell and cannot be safely removed. Not only does their homogeneity serve to reinforce their fervent belief in genetic superiority, but the resulting chronic health issues prevent insurrection; a Dalek's fear of losing access to regular healthcare colors much of their judgement, and most attempts at dissent end as soon as their painkillers run dry.

[sacred-portal]

[mangonetics]

>something says it has good lgbt representation

>ask if the representation is metal gear or rwby

>they dont understand>I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is metal gear and what is rwby

>they laugh and say "it's good lgbt representation"

>I watch it

>it's rwby

[kaijuno]

Doctors prescribing SSRIS are like “you just haven’t found the right strain yet bruh”

[glittervermin]

[ectos-cave]

[thisisrealy2kok]

Power Mac G4 (1999-2004)

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

We’re talking terashits. We’re talking megafarts.

[anoxthon]

please tell me you guys have seen the new minnesota flag competion

[diet-soap]

Say whatever you will about hlvrai but it forced an entire generation of 15-25 year olds to figure out how to draw an old person, and the ones who couldn’t hack it got picked off by hawks