#he4dc4nons

[mosstalon4]

* THE HI-RES HUMANLIKE HANDS IN AMONG US ARE CANON ("SHHHHH"). this along with the helmets makes me think that they must obviously sign!!

you h4ve the biggest br4in in the entire f4ndom

[mosstalon4]

* benry serenades gordon from the street below like a good old fashioned lover boy

see the problem with th4t is 1. benry is Not 4 good boi 2. y2kvr h4s m4de me 4ssoci4te lover boy with gordon 4nd Only Gordon

4ltho i do very much like how ur thinking. but inste4d let me propose: benry gets this ide4 from like. 4 movie or somthin right? he sees 4 hum4n movie where this h4ppens 4nd goes “oh i should do th4t” but like. hes 4lso conflicted bc its usu4lly the D4ring Hero who sings to his lover, the d4ring hero who like. goes 4nd does d4ngerous things 4nd s4ves the world 4nd such 4nd benrey is just Not Th4t Guy. he doesnt see himself th4t w4y, especi4lly next to GORDON who IS th4t guy (reg4rdless of how he sees himself). SO INSTE4D BENREY TRIES TO LIKE. get into situ4tions where gordon h4s to rescue him 4nd its So Fucking Funny bc like. gordon thinks benry is b4sic4lly unkill4ble so he just. Lets Him Get Hit By 4 C4r. Lets Him F4ll Out 4 Window. etc 4nd benry is just. qwq f4ce while gordon is just “*sigh* 4g4in, benry? re4lly? didnt you le4rn from l4st time?” 4nd h4s NO FUCKING CLUE of wh4t benry is trying to get him to do

[mosstalon4]

Thoughts on Kris?

b4py, deserves 4ll of the good things

kris is 4 sweet misunderstood child who is 4lso very ch4otic 4nd likes pl4ying pr4nks - who c4n f4ult them for th4t? unfortun4tely they do seem to be 4 bit of 4n outc4st. 4t le4st noelle is nice to them!! 4nd now susie is their friend too! i think 4 big p4rt of the re4son theyre such 4n outc4st is bc they 4re oversh4dowed by their brother - everyone knows their brother, 4sriel, the popul4r kid in town, everyone loves him. its.... pretty h4rd to grow up in his sh4dow. (4nd tbh i c4n kind4 rel4te 4t le4st 4 little bit - im four ye4rs younger th4n my brother, 4nd im going to the s4me schools he did, 4nd most of the te4chers there 4lre4dy know me through him. it h4ppened more in element4ry school when we were 4ctu4lly in th4t school 4t the s4me time, 4nd people - if they knew my brother - would 4lw4ys think of me 4s “his sibling” r4ther th4n “th4t kid who i know.” im not sure im expl4ining this well 4nd now its just 4 long r4mble, but ye4h.) with kris, i feel like they were super close to their brother, 4nd you would r4rely see them without him somewhere ne4rby, so when he left.... if you see kris, you immedi4tely think “where’s 4sriel” inste4d of “oh there’s kris.” idk, it must be h4rd to live up to th4t - 4sreil is the shining st4r of the town, kris is just. kris. 4nd th4t’s 4ll they h4ve to be! but i think they feel like they’re being pressured to be like 4sriel, they c4n h4rdly h4ve 4 convers4tion without him being mentioned. it must be tough.

now i w4nn4 t4lk 4bout the bit 4t the end bc HOO BOI th4t w4s somethin, huh. imo, i th4t w4s kris trying to t4ke control b4ck from us, the pl4yer, 4nd the bit with the knife? uh idk they were prob4bly just tryin to sc4re us 4w4y i me4n i re4lly dont think th4t they would go 4nd like. murder 4nyone. why would they do th4t? but ye4h i dont think i would like it if voices in my he4d suddenly took control of my body 4nd st4rted doing things without my permission, either. seriously. if someone were possessing me, i would 4t le4st w4nt them to consider my input. jegus.

4nyw4y this h4s been me r4mbling 4bout kris, whom i love very much, hope ur s4tisfied

[mosstalon4]

muffet for the ask meme

ohohohoho ok

he4dc4non 4: muffet loves to t4lk 4bout f4shion. do u see how she is dressed? if u need f4shion 4dvice, she’s h4ppy to give it (for 4 sm4ll fee, unless you 4re 4 friend.)

he4c4non b: pet frog. she h4s 4 pet frog, b4sed on 4 post th4t uhhhh idk where it is but u know the one? where spiders h4ve pet frogs? th4t one. the frog beh4ves just like 4 c4t.

he4dc4non c: oooo boi, so u know how she’s “r4ising money” to help get the spiders from the ruins to hotl4nd? well. there’s 4 re4son four th4t. her p4rents died when she w4s young, trying to cross snowdin. the spiders in hotl4nd took her in 4nd r4ised her like she w4s their commun4l child, but she w4s still just 4 kid, 4nd losing her p4rents hurt 4 lot. so she m4de it her go4l to m4ke sure th4t 4ny other spiders who wished to move into hotl4nd would be 4ble to do so s4fely 4nd without fe4r of freezing to de4th. the re4son 4ll her goods 4re so overpriced th4t no one buys them 4nd she b4sic4lly r4ises no money four the c4use? she’s 4fr4id th4t even with 4ll her c4reful pl4nning, everything will go horribly wrong, ppl will die, 4nd it will b her f4ult. so she r4ises prices, telling herself its necess4ry, th4t they need 4 lot of money to bring the spiders over s4fely, when in re4lity she is just putting off the inevit4ble out of fe4r. i could probs get more 4ngsty but i think th4t’s enough four now.

he4c4non d: uhhhh she frickin. she met p4pyrus online, 4nd they discuss tr4p-m4king techniques sometimes, over the interwebs (since he h4tes hotl4nd 4nd she h4tes snowdin)