the one where jin buys a restaurant.
the one where jin buys a restaurant. - seokjin (duh)
“you know,” you say delicately, “when you said you bought a restaurant, I was picturing something less… how do I put this… terrible?”
“they were practically giving it away, how could I say no?”
“jin. there’s literally a rat in the window. which, may I point out, is currently sans glass. which means we can get in, at least, seeing as the doorway is boarded up.”
“see? every cloud has a silver lining!”
“jin, if this restaurant was a cloud, it would be in the shape of the poop emoji. and the silver lining would be more poop. do you see what I’m getting at here? also, I think that rat knows we’re planning on kicking it out. it’s giving us hella stink eye.”
“I think you’re being awfully negative. besides, I didn’t hear you complaining about rats in restaurants when we watched ratatouille!”
“that rat is not remy, jin!”
[send me a fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it - CLOSED]












