Pros:> Loyal as all hell> Very awkward and shy. Is cute> Can and will make you a good healthy breakfast every morning> Even if it involves kale or quinoa sometimes> Breakfast in bed!> Fridge and pantry are always stocked> Will make surprise tea at least once a day too> Will do the mowing and laundry and ironing and vacuuming and all without complaint and just might sometimes ask for help if his back hurts too much > Very light. If you want you can pick him up and he’ll get flustered> Gets flustered easily> Which is also cute> Crinkly-eyed smile with dimples. Very cute> Okay with any pet(s) and will dote on them as much as he dotes on you> Knows alcohol well and can make you baller drinks> Friends with Sahara Cons:> Startled easily> Scaring him to any degree can activate Panic Attack: Demon Edition> Anxious Man Needs Constant Reassurance About Everything> Sometimes depression can hit hard and he’ll try his best but he won’t have energy for a lot of the above pros> Incredibly dull interests, he probably collects stamps or coins or something > Works late and gets up early so he’s tired All The Time and can get cranky because of it. Also you can’t go to bed with him unless you stay up until like 4am> He’s really just a 30 year old that acts like he’s 50 a lot of the time> Arthritis? He probably has arthritis. Totally valid but also makes him quite slow moving at times> Sometimes comes home covered in blood and needing immediate hugs what can ya do> Rarely appreciates color schemes that aren’t monochrome (possibly a pro if you’re in agreement)> Hates clutter and won’t allow it at least in his own home (and will probably fuss about it elsewhere, too)> Friends with Sahara
