May 31, 2025
"My passing would be of even lesser concern than yours."
Of all the deaths in Spartacus, I think Donar's made me the saddest.
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"My passing would be of even lesser concern than yours."
Of all the deaths in Spartacus, I think Donar's made me the saddest.
This was butt-fucking test!
Liam was just on Cameo and he recounted the "butt-fucking test" story again! Poor Liam, and poor Dan. 🤣
Turns out that it was Heath (Donar) who initially brought it up, and not Dustin like I mentioned in my post from before. However, it was definitely Dustin who fanned and fueled that fire. 🤭
Also, I find it cute that Liam refers to him as "young Dan Feuerriegel" when they're just about the same age. 😂 Or he may just be referring to the fact that they were indeed young back then.
Agron Gives ALL the Fucks 2.05
Fucks given this episode - 5
Total fucks given - 31
Fucks breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 18 (halfway through Vengeance! We may breach 30, even 40, fucks this season)
My first look at Gannicus coz this bitch didn't watch the prequel
I had absolutely no idea that he would become a favorite. Like I told someone in the fandom, Gannicus is that surprise bit of chewy brownie in my Nagron double chocolate sundae 😋
Lookit how pretty he is even while cursing the gods.
"I am Agron, from the lands east of the Rhine."
It was in this moment that I understood what Dan meant when he said he found the Aussie accent to be kinda whiny 😆
He's smiling but he's actually thinking that Spartacus is insane (only to eventually concede and follow said insane plan)
Agron all smiles and dimples at Nasir's appearance. Meanwhile Donar looking a bit sour in the background 🤭
Ahhh the first sweet 💋 *insert kilig emoji here*
"I begin to question fucking plan."
Of course you do, you adorable dork from the lands east of the Rhine.
Standing around waiting has never been Agron's strong point. 🤷
With this impressive flying kick, Gannicus takes down Oenameus.
Agron Gives ALL the Fucks 3.06
Fucks given this episode - 5
Total fucks given - 68
Fucks breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 30, S3 - 25
Lookit how scared he looks asking about Nasir's whereabouts. Go find your man, Agron!
G: I will cause distraction and gain needed time.
S: By what means?
G: I have no fucking idea.
C: You mad fuck.
For once I agree with you, Crixus. 🤣
Agron was so fucking livid to see Castus with Nasir again that he dropped 2 f-bombs right then and there!
Nasir not backing down either. Lookit his adorable angry face.
Donar!!! 😭
Such a BAMF of pure heart, our Nasir. Standing up to Crixus AND Agron to protect Castus.
Donar! 😭 I know I made fun of you a lil bit but you were always a loyal friend and brother. You did not deserve to be toyed with by Roman shits.
Poor Laeta. It just really wasn't her day. First claimed and branded as Heracleo's slave. And now pierced by Roman spear. At least she managed to kill Heracleo.
Agron freezing his balls off. 🤭 And so surprised to see Gannicus return with Sibyl and Laeta.
Awww see, even horses are enamored with our Syrian love muffin. He is the first one who volunteered to tend to Laeta.
FUCKING CRASSUS SENT HIS MEN TO DIG A FUCKING MILE-WIDE DITCH ACROSS MELLIA RIDGE! WTF!
Spartacus: War of the Damned 3.05 Extras Pt.1
"Should you not attempt words and the healing of festering wound?"
YES AGRON! Should you not attempt words WITH NASIR and the healing of festering wound?!
Jupiter's cock, would that you heed your own advice. 🤦
Yes please, more snarling Agron. Thanks.
I really love the cinematography in this show. Even if it's CGI background
If looks could kill, Nasir would be dead thrice over. Jeezuz, Agron. Simmer down.
Sibyl being nosy af. Best drama in the city. 🤣
Aggy, this is no way to treat the love of your life.
And finally he gets a tiny clue that he overstepped. BIG TIME. Too bad Donar interrupted the moment.
Lookit our BAMF Nasir. He's no taller than Laeta yet he's doing his best to clear a path so the released Romans stay safe on the way out of the city. 🥰
Agron Gives ALL the Fucks 2.03
Fucks given this episode - 4
Total fucks given - 26 (Lookie! Already doubled by the third episode!)
Fucks breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 13
Agron being so proud of his bb Nasir that only awkward flirting comes out of his stupidly beautiful mouth.
Look at the angry giant puppy snarl.
Awww Aggy looked so defeated. You won't fucking die for this but Nasir almost did.
"Fucking Syrians."
Yes Agron, you will be. Soon. 😏
Extras:
Just some photos to document their first murder-date in the woods. How romantic.
I'm still high key distracted by that strip of cloth around Dan's thigh.
Yeah no, Nasir. Chadara is so not buying your "I suppose" bullshit.
Just because Agron looked gorgeous in this light. Bonus: Donar being his trusty shadow.
Spartacus: War of the Damned 3.07 Extras
Or just a lot of Nasir lovin' 🥰
Nasir bb, cover up all that lovely caramel skin, please. Don't want you getting cold.
Jeezuz Agron, just go and claim your man already! Stop trying to stare daggers through his skull.
THIS is the look. I just absolutely adore the progression of Nasir's face in this short sequence.
He goes from concerned when Agron pulls out his trusty dagger (no, that was not a euphemism)...
To proud and fond when he realizes what's actually happening...
To absolutely delighted about his man's well considered action of cutting off Castus' bonds...
Then back to fond after Agron "reprimands" him about "THAT look"...
And finally a quick peek at his man's retreating back side 😏
Donar did not deserve to be desecrated this way. 😭 Fucking Crassus.
Agron is infinitely NOT amused that it was Castus who got his back during that attack on the wall 🤭
Agron Gives ALL the Fucks 2.01
Fucks given this episode - 6 (my, my, only the first episode and already almost half the fucks of S1)
Total fucks given - 19
Fuck breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 6
First look at the new Spartacus. He really IS so pretty. And the unhinged German himbo sidekick Agron with his new haircut. Look at those crazy eyes
First fuck of the season! Of course it's with reference to the Gauls.
Donar is all like 😍
Still with the fucking Gauls!
Awww growling angry giant puppy Agron at the sight of the slaver Trebius.
Double fucks! Donar still lingering about the snarling puppy.
Agron dropping fucks at the break of dawn. He was so ANGRY in this episode
Extras:
Ilithyia's face upon seeing Lucretia alive LMFAO
God, Liam has such gorgeous eyes