#heatsales

[heatsalesman100]

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Dearest customers,

̴̣̬̼͚̲̜̆̾̾̋͗I̸͑̋͛̆͌͏̱ ̻̤̅͑͂̒ͯ̾̄͠Ņ͇̤̯̻͎̞̺̂̌́̎ͥͦ̋Ȅ͓̣͉̿͆͋͋̆͆͢E̿̈́ͫ̿̃͐҉̸̭͇͈̬̩͍D̰̩̣̬̼́ͤͯ̿ͨ͂͠ ̷̺̼̘͔͗͒͐̐̉ͩ͟͟M̵͇̝͐̏͊ͣ͑ͮ͞Ǫ͉̮͔̰̥̃ͨ̈́́̓̓ͅR̭̟͙̣͂̀ͯͤ̈́ͮ̑E̩̅͂

take my flyers, spread the heat. (sadly the slogan is outdated)

Go now, bring in more monies.

[heatsalesman100]

Update

Still little heat in my place, gneed more. If anyone gnows how to move rain pls contact me.

[heatsalesman100]

The scales pitch.

The one with silver eyes The one who causes the world to shiver The one who gnew it all... He was too sad to carry on. So he had a sipple of bottld heat. And felt reliev.

[heatsalesman100]

You may be asking,

when is the adequecy of time to do the consuming of bottld Heat?

The answer: Every microsecond of your being.

Buy now.

[heatsalesman100]

I am researching possible alternate flavors for bottld Heat in the future.

Here is my current list:

1. Bile

2. Ginger hair

3. Strawberry

[heatsalesman100]

I want to make for you

Ask and garth will suppley. art of things, i can make. (heated bottl buisness is slooow)

[heatsalesman100]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck

why so little heat for sales from my place... i may go out of buisness. fuk the watr cycle. *garth hates the fucking watr cycle*

[heatsalesman100]

Heat Shortage

Heat is hard to find in my place currently, may be some time before purchases arrive. condolences from garth myself.