#heatwaveposting

[sunny-harlequin]

would you still love me if i was a dog

would you still love me if i were a muskrat

would you still love me if i was a falcon?

would you still love me if i was a syrup filled waffle topped with a dollop of strawberry and coconut icecream and spinkles with excessive amounts of chocolate sprinkles and a chocolate spoon in it too?

would you still love me if i was the warm day at the ocean where the waves were lightly batting against the shore and constantly washing up various pretty shells towards your paws?

would you still love me if i was an incomprehensible being existing only within your mind and soul?

would you!???? would you?..

Of course!!! Of course!!! Of course!!! Of course—though i'd be tempted to eat you!

Oh absolutely i would! And of course i would!

Love knows little bonds with me <3

[le-jardin-inculte]

how am I supposed to work in these fucking conditions (heatwave) (35c expected) (no AC no fans nothing)

[le-jardin-inculte]

I AM NOT BUILT TO BE RAWDOGGING 38C NO AC NO NOTHING 😭

[watchful-crown]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be found dead in a lake

[sunny-harlequin]

I keep flipflopping rapidly between having very clear ideas, being very present & my brain turning off like a metronome set at 120bpm

I did not sign up for this rollercoaster ueghhhh

[tye-wig-music]

Genuinely I want to try cracking an egg on the pavement

[le-jardin-inculte]

it's kind of hilarious that I sit here in a miserable heap complaining about the heat barely able to even post when my profile pic is a fucking oryx. y'know. an animal that barely has to drink ever and can withstand 35c like it's nothing. unlike me

[sunny-harlequin]

I don't use the em-dash—i use the mlem dash