#heavybot tf2

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ OK VHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS HACKED MY SPEAKERS VHILE I VAS DOING SURGERY TO #005–H AND PUT ZHE "GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR" SOUND FILE ON FULL VOLUME. ]

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

I..I kinda wanna know too, IM SORY BUT IM CURIOUS U DONT EVEN HAVE TO ANSWE

[A-agh... O...Okay I Vill Explain It... BUT ZHIS DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE DONE ANYTHING WITH #005–H!!!]

[ O-okay So... Uhm... It Mostly Depends On... Zhe Type Of Robot And... How Zhey're Built— And Zheir Preferences And What Zhey Enjoy To... "Perform"... ]

[F-For Example... Me—... You See... Uhm... I Only Have Got A Vheel, No Human-Like... Private Parts— So... Uhm—] –He starts to glitch a bit again, tries to focus without getting nervous–

[ We— I MEAN I— I Vould Have To Find Other Vays To... "Feel Good". Like... Rotating My Screws Vith Screwdrivers Or... Putting Parts Of Myself Off And On... Or... Just... Z–Zhe Touch Of Hot Metal Against Hot Metal Or... Taking My Vheel Off And Just... Let Him—... ]

–he covers his mouth thinking for a second– [gott...][. . .]

[ AH!! NONONO!!! I DIDN'T SAY ANYZHING!!! FORGET IT!!! I'M NOT EXPLAINING IT!! ]

{OH GOD I GOT CARRIED AWAY AHAHAHAHAHJDJSHF This was so fun to write istg}

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

So what you’re saying is you want both heavybot and RED heavy. at the same time

(mod feel free to not post this one if it’s too suggestive lmfao i just had to inflict my vision on someone else after that last post-)

#007–M: [ N-NO!!! ZHIS IS A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!!! I— I'M BEING HACKED I SWEAR!!! I RESPECT BOTH OF— Liar— GET OUT OF HERE YOU— Gayass— STOP— ]

#007–M: [ . . . I Mean... Both Of Zhem Are Indeed Really Handsome— BUT I STILL RESPECT ZHEM!!! AND VON'T SAY ANY INAPPROPRIATE ZHINGS ABOUT ANY OF ZHEM ANYMORE!!!— ME WHEN I LIE!!!— ]

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

"CLANK CLANK ON MY BEEP BOOP"??????!!!!!!

[ MMGHPGH.... CAN YOU BLAME ME ZHOUGH?! I MEAN LOOK AT HIM!!!! AA—AA—AUGH—GH—H— ] —His gay ass is tired of pretending 😭. His metal is all red and shakin bc of the overheat. Take his soul away before he kills someone dang—

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

୧- 𝙷𝙴𝚈, 𝟶𝟶𝟽-𝙼 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝟶𝟶𝟻-𝙷..!୨

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୧- 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚝.. ୨

୧- 𝚃𝚛𝚢 𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖.. ୨

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୧- 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝..! ୨

{𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝..!}

#007–M: [ Ah... Danke... Aber—, I Don't Like Eating... Nozhing Vrong Vith Your Food! But... Eating Gives Me Nausea— It Disgusts Me Quite A Lot. ]

#005–H: [ I Do Like Eating :) ] —Takes cake and eats it happily— [ Delicious!! :) ]

#007–M: —goosebumps—

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

"vhy hello! How are you? Your soul treating you well?"

*he laughs like the little evil bish he his.*

(@healthcareguytf2 )

#005–H: —Immediately pulls MedicBot by the coat.— [ Why Hello R.E.D Medic... It's Been A While! ]

#007–M: [ L-LET ME GO!!! LET ME GO SO I CAN KILL ZHIS BASTARD!!! ] —GROWLING and BARKING like a RABID DOG, Trying to free himself and ATTACK R.E.D Medic—

#005–H: [ The Souls Worked Perfectly!, Actually, Better Than Expected! We'Ve Been Enjoying Our Sentient Lives. Haven't We #007–M? ]

#007–M: —keeps trying to reach medic— [ GRRRRR AAUGGHH ] —Se le metió el diablo—

#005–H: [ He's... Still Getting Used To It. But I Can Assure You He Has Enjoyed It More Than I Do. ] —He Laughs a bit—

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ OH GOTT NO #005–H ASKED ME IF HE COULD JOIN ME IN ANSWERING QUESTIONS. OHGOTT OH GOTT I CAN'T SAY NO TO HIM. . . HE'S TOO SWEET. . . I CAN'T SAY NO TO HIS EYES. . . AAAAAHH-AH-AHHH-AHH— ]

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

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