concept: when the admissions department at Monsterpreg U starts complaining that even visitors on tour are noticing the number of pregnant students, the admins decide maaaaaybe it’s time to do something about this whole magic pregnancy problem.
They can’t actually stop the pregnancies, since they still have no clue what’s causing them, so instead they figure out an option: a spell to put any pregnancy in stasis. Students who want to (or have to, due to whatever magical weirdness) go through with a pregnancy can now just postpone it and finish up college and whatever else baby and bump-free.
But instead of seeing mostly early term, newly pregnant students come in, they’re surprised when about half of their patients are heavy-bellied and waddling already. They would kind of assume that students who’re, say, so huge with a demon’s brood they have to use an enchanted harness to walk would rather just deliver and be done with it, but it’s their choice, right? And sure, maybe this sophomore with a nearly due minotaur stretching out her belly just didn’t hear about the treatment yet, since they only introduced it a few months ago. Maybe the guy with demigod triplets on the way really didn’t realize he was pregnant till now, even though his belly reaches nearly to his knees and has a glowing aura around it.
Admins watch in confusion as the procedure appears to have the exact opposite effect than intended--instead of decreasing the number of visibly pregnant students around campus, it’s growing. You can’t walk to a campus cafe without seeing a student or two with a widening belly, bumps of all sizes on proud display.
It’s only when there’s a sharp influx of students waddling into the clinic just shy of their due dates almost exactly nine months after the procedure was introduced that the admins get it. As they sit around their office table, staring at each other, they each come to the dawning realization that they have accidentally made their school into a pregnancy kink heaven. And there’s nothing they can do about it now.