#heeeeerp

[haertache]

i still cry when i watch bridge to terabithia is dis normal

[thetake-overthebreaksover]

I just hoarded "alivesara" after being disappointed that "alivemau5" has been hoarded and not used. lol　

[humbly-unapologetic]

Urgh. I need motivation.

I have to write a resume and a cover letter for a potential job at my college, and I can't bring myself to do it.

It's due in a week.

HELP. 

[cranestylebitches-blog]

So.

Why are the two dumb ones trying to get stuff done. This is why you guys aren't behind the computers.

[brokenhighway]

I track the USUK tag, and I've seen a couple of people now saying things like, "Oh man, I wish I had a relationship like Arthur and Alfred do. Is that too much to ask? They're just so perfect together. I want that... etc"

And all I can think is, "Wait, you want someone to win you over, sleep with your enemies, throw your things in the ocean, stab you with a bayonet, and then come back 325 years later and stuff you in a spandex Batman get-up in front of the whole world because you had the audacity to follow him on Twitter?"

I love my OTP.

[smellsliketeensulphur-blog]

if i ever get in a serious fist-fight

i'm just gonna pee on the guy's car afterwards.

i will win either way.

[taedurtots-blog]

leaving and never coming back

jk i'm sleeping in my living room because there's a spider in my room and idunno where it is so I can KILL THE THING. ; A ;