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william lucipher (or billy as we know him) is your perfect equilateral triangle (though he has an extra degree which does help him in his ability to see the third dimension!)
he was born with many difficulties, one of then being the fact that he was what euclydians consider "blind" seeing as he only has one eye in the middle of his stomach, alongside his signature squishy sides. though once he got over these hurdles (his father euclid was very disappointed he couldn’t teach his son the art of sight recognition) he began a healthy baby life by immediately being entered into a beauty pageant by his mother at the age of 3. months old. yes, his mother is that vain.
scalene was always vain. from marrying the soon-to-be mayor of euclydia to coloring her off-blue sides a brighter hue, she was, essentially, a show off. she always had to be better. she doted on her son when he was first born, but eventually, grew tired of him. it’s okay though, billy still loves her anyway.
although eventually, euclid got tired of her and realized a wife should always listen to her husband.
and so, a lobotomy was scheduled.
she’s fixed now.
euclid wasn’t always this bad, but i guess marrying a narcissist does that to you. as he grew more and more dissatisfied with his life, he took to drinking and cheating on his wife with his secretary. he would never hit his wife, and billy already bruised easily with barely any provocation, so he took to yelling. sometimes, though, this changed. it’s okay though, billy still loves him anyway.
billy loves the stars, but he loves his parents more. he takes the medicine— out of both love and fear of them. he would never want to make them angry. ever
he loves his parents.