#height fight

[snazzystarlight]

I'm exactly five feet, same age as you, and I also have synesthesia. I think we should fight together

We’re meant to be.

[vodka-aunt-coran]

i have an important paper and a test tomorrow but [eyes height nonsense longingly]

[vodka-aunt-coran]

AHA!!!

( @itsnotgayifitsinspace omg you’re so tall??)

[vodka-aunt-coran]

me: ahhhh. now seems like a good time to make lunch.

riles: [starts the peacourse]

thistle: [starts height fight]

me: [stove boiling over] i have to meme this

[vodka-aunt-coran]

@writterings

replied to your post

“call out post for riles: taller than me. made fun of me for being like...”

im tall enough to yeet you both so would watch what you say....unless you want to catch THESE HANDS

OK WELL THERE ARE TWO OF US NOW AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??

[vodka-aunt-coran]

the end......for now......

(answers under readmore)

anon #1: now that milk has thoroughly betrayed you, may i suggest that you join the superior anti-milk side?

anon #2: yeah tall anon!! you’re still toast!! unless you like, get on a tall chair or something

anon #3: we are all paris

@helloitisipotato: Destroy Them

@ratsonic: shortron >>>>>>>>>>>> milktron

anon #4: aww i have a 6′3″ friend who carries me around sometimes :’) i’m Super Buff tho, i put my 5′6″ little brother on my shoulders at a music festival this summer >:D (it was florence + the machine, she asked us to put people on our shoulders, it was gr8)

anon #5: i appreciate your input #fuckmilk

@howtobook101: wtf you’re five years younger than me but taller?? i hate this (although thank u #fuckmilk)

@bluemusic09: *height fight. it rhymes. and it’s bc riles called thistle short, i found out that thistle is taller than me despite being younger, and everyone decided to join in. it’s more-or-less over now.

@notewarrior: 5′8″ is definitely tall, why are you surrounded by tall people?? do you attract each other?? (says the 5′3″ girl who thought she was avg height)

@ditz-world: no kneecap is safe

@afincf-tirwer: thank you for your support on the height and milk-truther front!! i’ll let the fact that you enjoy milk slide for now.

ok that’s all for now!! thank you for participating, ily’all, and i’ll rb a bunch of vld now to make up for this mess

[vodka-aunt-coran]

tall ppl are,,,,good bc,,,,,they help cats,,,,, stuck in,,,,trees;; <3

what is this propaganda

[vodka-aunt-coran]

evidence that i am pidge: smol. 14. will fight you.

that is very pidge-y but.. listen.. i just discovered that you’re taller than me so now i’m mad at you too.