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Non Pingxie Chinese Fic Recs

Part 4

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

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1. Xiazi pov contemplation on Heihua intimacy

黑花/黑眼镜的养花笔记

2. HeiPingXie, a playful morning after

翻牌

3. Wu Xie gets mind reading ability after a concussion and matchmakes Heihua

【黑花】读心专家

4. A brief introspection on one sided Cuxie by Li Cu

【簇邪】烟瘾

5. Shahai era Heixie, snake venom attacks and missing Xiaoge. Bittersweet

【黑邪】摘顆星星

6. Xiaohua and Wu Xie are tourists on Mongolian grasslands, their host the hot herdsman Xiazi catches Xiaohua’s eyes and Xiaohua instantly decides he wants to hook up with him. A very funny and beautiful Heihua fic with a tiny bit of Pingxie.

【黑花】《草原十五日》

7. A hilarious and adorable Heihua mpreg story, featuring aunt Xiuxiu and uncle Wu Xie too

【黑花】2/9=1/8

8. KePing where young Haike takes young Xiaoge on a lantern festival date

【客瓶】傩面（2024年张起灵生贺）

9. High School boy Xiaohua sees fellow poor schoolmate Xiazi who is struggling to make ends meet and starts paying him to be his boyfriend. It sounds like some moody melo soap but they are both being just pretentious dumbass kids lol

【黑花】《童叟无欺黑眼镜》

10. A little Wang Meng appreciation fic, after Ten Years Later

阻拦

11. HeiPingHei where Xiazi teaches A-Kun how to have sex, and a reunion flash forward to Yucun era

[盗笔/瞎哑瞎/瓶黑瓶] 这炮没法打了！

12. After living a full life with Zhang Qiling and dying, Wu Xie begins a new life with Hei Xiazi once he's reborn, because he doesn't want to hurt Xiaoge all over again, and because he knows life and death impacts Xiazi differently than Xiaoge.

【黑邪】浪跡天涯

13. Iron Triangle eats looooooongevity noodles

【瓶邪/铁三角】长寿的秘诀

14. New Nine Gates celebrate Wu Xie's Zodiac year

【瓶邪】本命年二三事

15. Iron Triangle New Year resolutions

【瓶邪】好好吃饭年年有鱼

16. A HuaXie baby

【花邪】又见到你

17. Werewolf Xiazi and Little Red Riding Hood Wu Xie

【黑邪】猩红披肩

18. HuaPing

Flaming Lamborghini

猫别三日

19. HeiHuaPing, set in Ghost Banquet

古神看了也要扣功德

20. Bittersweet Heihua story

何需

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[fixaidea]

Like 70% of Heiping fic on AO3 (including some of the best) are set on Anonymous.

Anon I respect your privacy but if you're out there somewhere, just know I love you, you're doing the Lord's work. T.T

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Hei Xiazi found this random hobby of just feeding Xiaoge at random times while in tombs.

Xiaoge sort of just takes the food cuz why not, it’s free.

[baweiii]

another comm🎉🎉

unfortunately since my kofi is still currently out commission you'll have to dm me if you'd like some art

[humanlighthouse]

HeiPing is adhd/autistic solidarity. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.

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Non Pingxie Chinese Fic Recs

Part 3

Part 1, Part 2, Part 4

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1. Heihua and Xilaimian's couple therapy.

【黑花】金牌调解

2. Another excellent series of Wu Xie observing Heihua

【黑花】北京流水账

3. Su Wan on Shahai era Heihua

【黑花】归雪

4. Heihua, breaking up, making up and birthdays

【黑花】潮汐

5. Wu Xie pov where Heihua turn into babies

【黑花】雨村流水账 Chapter 4: 花有重开日

6. Heihua Good Omens au

【黑花】战争启示录

7. This is a Pingxie fic with a lot of Cuxie where it dwells on Li Cu's one sided affection, followed by Pingxie getting together.

I don't normally read Cuxie but really loved this one.

【瓶邪】此时此刻

8. Brilliant, heart breakingly beautiful oneshot where Wu Xie decides to get a vasectomy because... yeah. Contains some HuaXie and some more with female characters, no Pingxie. I highly rec this fic tho

太子

9. Huaxie in the era where Wu Xie was snake venoming and drinking sprite by himself. E-rated, from Xiaohua 2nd person pov.

【花邪】黑盒·其一

10. Zhang Haike/Zhang Qiling, back when Zhang Qiling first started working as the patriarch.

【客瓶】《他那时爱吃，张海客一直记到现在》

11. Heihua seaside vacation au where rich businessman Xiaohua meets lifeguard/tourist guide and other odd-jobby Xiazi. Fun read with very witty banter.

【黑花】海螺先生

12. Wu Xie on shaving his head

【瓶邪】头发

13. Wu Xie on Xiaoge's hood

【瓶邪】瓶盖

14. At Golmud, ZQL is the warden, Wu Xie is a psychiatry professor, Xiazi is the Dean, Li Cu the kid Wu Xie plans adopt after marriage, and Su Wan the new intern. Su Wan pov from the moment he arrives at the sanatorium to slowly uncovering the mysteries underneath its perfect facade. A quick, amazing read full of suspense and witty humor, contains confirmed offscreen Pingxie, offscreen Huaxie backstory and suggested Heixie.

【黑邪/ALL邪】格尔木疯人院

15. An amazing Xiazi pov Heixie, with introspection and character study after Xiazi went fully blind in Ghost Banquet, how he tries to readjust himself in the world and his deep love and care for Wu Xie

今世

16. XiuHuaHeiXiePang have a meal together. Yes you read that right.

【黑邪/花秀】不應有恨

17. A 3rd person pov from a gay stranger who gets acquainted with Wu Xie in his Guan Gen era, and his observations of Wu Xie and later, Pingxie. Full of admiration, slight hero worship but also grounded realism.

【瓶邪】你有没有见过他

18. HeiPingXie extremely E Dom/Sub fic, very sweet and lovely despite the intensity

【黑瓶邪】絨布收納盒

19. By the same writer, SFW gentle HeiXie

【黑邪】我發誓一點都不想你

20. A very interesting take on what might possibly happen to Xiazi after the still unfinished novel Ghost Banquet

[瓶黑] 《如是我闻》

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[fixaidea]

Best of HeiPing - AO3 edition

As requested by @meluci-fer based on the Totally Objective and Very Correct Opinion of Tumblr user Fixaidea (with the occasional guest appearance by Wu Xie as part of a V-shaped poly setup).

Caring for Your Zhang Qiling: A Practical Guide by Anonymous - Glasses saves A-Kun before Grandpa Chen finds him. Bittersweet and lovely.

A Moment to Breathe by Anonymous - Glasses and Xiaoge relax after robbing a tomb, a cute and fluffy oneshot.

Message Received by MountainRose - This one is a smutty oneshot. It's from Glasses' POV and his cheeky humour carries through the whole narration. It's as cute and funny as it is hot.

Solitude by Anonymous - 'The thing about loving Yaba was that it was supposed to be safe.' Yeah, this one hurts. :)

end this night by Anonymous - 'Yaba was crying' This one is lovely and bittersweet.

Aftermath by Boketto_cafune - This one is not so much smut, but (as the title suggests) the aftermath of thereof. Very soft and gentle (ft. Wu Xie).

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Non Pingxie Chinese Fic Recs

Part 2

Part 1, Part 3, Part 4

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1. Heihua fic where Xiaohua works overtime and Xiazi tries to get him to talk about stress and relax.

【黑花】变成猫咪就可以尽情害怕

2. Xiazi talks to Wu Xie about the difficulties of raising flowers and cats, and Wu Xie is as dumb as always

【黑花】养花不养猫

3. Li Cu on Shahai era Wu Xie (and about what he's heard about Zhang Qiling)

【瓶邪】摩挲。

4. Li Cu and Su Wan get lost and Wu Xie gets called by police.

【瓶邪】苏万说我好大了，我二十了（上）

5. Heihua snowball fight

【黑花】一个脑洞

6. A short and sweet Heixie in training era

领如蝤蛴

7. Huaxie hang out in one of Xiaohua's remote places

Instant Noodles & Cigarettes

8. (Same author. Highly rec everything by them) Shahi era Heixie.... I don't know how to describe this. You have to read it.

狗牌

9. I dunno why but don't usually like actor aus (maybe because they kind of give an RPF vibe without being rpf? Idk) but I enjoyed this Actor!Xiazi and Scripwriter!Wu Xie story

【邪黑】潜规则（正文+番外）

10. Cute and short Racoon!Xiazi and Kitty!Xiaohua au

【黑花】A Fair Tale

11. Huaxie marry off meimei

【盗笔|秀花邪】我们仨

12. Huaxie hangout at a bar after work

【盗笔|花邪】布鲁斯之夜

13. Huaxie in a world that NASA predicted will end in 30 years. An amazing read.

【盗笔|花邪】如果一生只有三十岁 大纲

14. Huaxie in a world where all romantic pairings are decided and enforced by a system.

【盗笔|花邪】第1001次重逢

15. Xiaohua hears a rumor that Xiazi is impotent

众所周知，黑瞎子是个阳痿

16. Heihua soulmate au

解雨臣四次嫌弃他的灵魂伴侣，一次他认命了

17. Heihua being wholesome fucked up weirdos (what's new). No dolphins were harmed in the making of this fic (I think).

鱼丸粗面

18. The only two Pangxie Chinese fics I was able to find :(

【胖邪】走了

【胖邪】一辈子都可以

19. Epistolary HeiXie

【邪黑】致吾友

20. HuaXie, Wu Xie gets to see what it's like when Xiaohua is drunk. It's Explicit and idk why it's labelled All Xie, it's not

All邪娱乐圈——流欢17

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