This is exactly why they needed to stop talking to objects in public. What were they going to say now? That they’d been disagreeing with a statue in their jacket pocket? Not o say Socks hadn’t tried being truthful, several people had run. Three separate ones had called the police.
Socks slowly turns their head and gives the woman beside them a blank, somewhat confused stare. Though their brain is going a hundred miles an hour, none of what she had just said made sense. Was it a reference to some new thing they weren’t getting? She looks rather proud of the joke so that’s probably the case. Socks can’t be bothered to keep up with all of that trend and meme nonsense, it changed too rapidly for their taste. Drawing a blank for a solid ten seconds, the witch tilts their head. “ You need a new weather app then.” they reply, it’s lame. But honestly, they can’t think of anything else.