SAKAMOTO DAYS EATER ANALYSIS
authors note: my all over the place (as usual) take on how my assassins go down. if you see any errors blame it on the fact it’s 1am
SHIN
☆ complete novice on being a munch man, but… BUT he’s not bad to work with. idc what yall think this man is a horny inexperienced virgin. despite his lack of experience he does take directions very well!! (he partially cheats by reading your mind on what you want but whatever) and isn’t selfish when it comes to these things, he’d rather you teach him what to do than him being cocky and trying to show off (and fail).
SHISHIBA
☆ best eater on the list.
☆ pull that man’s hair PUHLEASE. run your fingers through it, tug it, get all in there. (trust me he doesn’t care)
☆ the dream eater istg. he’s a mix of gentleman like, yet rough all at the same time and it’s addicting. how can he be so soft with the way he praises how beautiful you look beneath him yet his fingers fuck you so hard that you’re seeing stars? (#needthat)
☆ he’s a plain and simple man when it comes to how he likes to eat you out. you, laid out on the bed close to the edge, while he’s on his knees. simple. he gets to see you writhe in pleasure all he wants, and you get easy access to his hair, win-win situation
nagu..ho.. i mean NAGUMO
☆ nagumo reminds me sm of gojo so he gets an eye roll from me. ANYWAYS. teases you to no end. if everyone thought he was dead annoying in the daylight hours… TRUST hes just as annoying at night, and you… sadly get the short end of the stick. — don’t get me wrong now he’s (unfortunately) the second best eater on the list, he just ain’t worth a damn.
☆ (sometimes) uses that stupid ass dice to decide what positions he’ll eat you out in. you don’t know if it kills the mood or makes things interesting but it’s definitely the last thing you want to see when you desperately want him on you
☆ i did say back in this that he flips a switch when he gets serious and that is very true. he definitely enjoys giving more than receiving and takes great pleasure in giving you pleasure. — his favorite way is you pressed up against the closest wall, one leg hooked over his shoulder as you desperately try to push his head closer as he kneels before you taking you all in🧎🏽♀️➡️(need that ion know)
GAKU
☆ eye contact, eye contact, eye contact!!! babyyy he lives for eye contact. those pretty pink eyes won’t ever leave yours, all because you look so sexy sprawled out like that and it’s so hard to look away.
☆ MEAN. he’s so mean with you when he’s eating you out. any whining or pleads falls on deaf ears with him. it’s just a “just let me focus” and gets right back to doing what he was doing. — can never tell if he’s eating for your pleasure or his enjoyment, he gets lost between the two.
☆ his favorite way to eat? it’s a tie between eating you from the back or 69. (he’s an ass man) any chance he gets to have your ass in his face he’s taking it.
UZUKI
☆ yall will not change my opinion on the fact that man is SCARY and a SADIST! now I’ll be real he doesn’t strike me as a sexual person, but he will indulge you if ask.
☆ despite being scary…. he’s very intentional with the way he touches and pleases you WHEN he’s going down on you. everything he does is solely for your pleasure.
☆ does he have a favorite position? no i wouldn’t say so, whatever you decide is what he goes with
HEISUKE
☆ I LOVE ME SOME HEISUKE!!!!! an eager man lemme tell you. he’s just happy to be there tbh. (idk how’s he’s more experienced than shin but… he got him by a good amount)
☆ LOVESS face sitting! got hooked on it the first time you asked if you could try something new, and he’s been requesting it ever since. not afraid to say what he’s thinking when he’s happily drowning in you either. gets so fucking turned on by eating you out he always ends up palming himself through his shorts because it gets too much.
☆ 10/10 would definitely sit on again, third place goes to him!
SEBA (his is short bc, peace and love to him but i don’t have a good read on him)
☆ has fingering down to a science. knows your body so well you sometimes think he knows it better than you do.















