Ok, I'm just so embarrassed right now. I'm blushing. Some put an egg on my face and watch it fry cos I am REDDD!!!!! All this because today's masterPEACE is about...
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AKA your 2nd favourite tumblr artist but your 1st favourite tumblr artist (ethnic/under5 foot 5 catergory) .
This self-portrait originally started off as a response to the quote:
"Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye."-Helen Keller (June 27, 1880 – June 1, 1968).
Don’t think I chose this certain quote because Helen Keller talks about looking despite being blind (I did but I don’t want you to think I’m blind-ist!! My reputation would be in tatters!!!) I analysed this quote for hours and came to the conclusion that we are looking the world straight in the eyes when we bend our heads down….but we are looking at the UNIVERSE when we look up so Helen’s comment is unfortunately invalid(I reiterate…I am not blind-ist. My favourite show was blind date!!!).
Then I kinda got distracted cos I started thinking about eyes loads and how my eyes have been well weird recently and how I keep blaming it on “hayfever’ when really its because I’ve been going to bed without taking my makeup off. And before you boys stop reading because you’re like’’ URGH CBA, I HATE MAKEUP BECAUSE THERE’S NO MEAT IN IT” I urge you all to persevere. And anyway, some makeup is tested on animals so I guess some animal died in vain/suffered for it if that satisfies your sensational thirst for blood. !!!!!Reblog if you think men are savages!!!!!!!!
I’ll be the first be to admit that this piece is conceptually weak. The way I see it is that everyone is allowed to indulge themselves sometimes. If you would like to be indulged and have your own gradient portrait made by MellyLovesGradients please don’t be afraid to ask!!! I have a long summer ahead of me and cryptically pointing out flaws in your character through the art of gradients would be my pleasure!