#heliumposting

[allhailhelium]

Happy 157th to the PEAKEST ELEMENT on the PERIODIC TABLE!!!

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Birthday wishes (canon)

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[somerunner]

I’m not “throwing ideas at the wall and seeing what sticks.” That is a wild misinterpretation of the Rutherford experiment. I am seeing what lightly deflects but otherwise continues forward, and what comes back.

Oh that’s not what the saying means? Oh never mind.

[allhailhelium]

When they slander your goat by calling it a balloon gas but they lowk right

[allhailhelium]

I realise that my blog name and online full name makes my blog sound like a gimmick blog entirely dedicated to like yk helium but when you click in its just random reblogs of fanart and videos and like there is at most 3 helium posts per year if we're being optimistic. I think one year I posted like a grand total of 1. dare say... I am a alllarpernothingburger

[allhailhelium]

I miss my wife. And by wife I mean a particular gas on the far side of the periodic table with two protons. Odorless and colourless. Makes your voice squeaky if you breathe too much of it in. Haven't seen my wife in a while, perhaps because her gorgeous form is invisible. My wife..... Sighs wistfully into the distance

[allhailhelium]

Everyone I'd like you to know that I made Helium's hat even LARGER than it was before so now Helium's all hat and 50% square