Fuck it PHM x Iron Lung x DSMP crossover because I'm tired and I saw a post by someone that floated the idea of QSMP crossover
This is not serious at all it's purely crack
(idk set this like... post-revival pre-quackity betrayal pre-breakout)
Grace: wow guys! Look at this big expanse of land! There's pathways and stuff and-... why is that building just... destroyed and covered in water? That also breaks physics?
Simon: hey look at this big hole I found!
Rocky: too many loud noises, other humans other humans!
And then C!Tommy comes barreling over swords (sticks) blazing and tries to kill Rocky because uhhh he looks like a spider
C!Tommy: why the fuck aren't you guys killing the spider, it's free food.
Grace: that SPIDER is also a ROCK and very SENTIENT!
C!Tommy: GAAHHGHHHH FUCK
Rocky: Rocky kill everyone now everyone dies everyone worse than Simon statement.
Simon: anyone care to tell me about the big hole
C!Tommy: L'manburg...... *starts crying and shaking and sobbing*
Grace: *war flashbacks to when various of his students during covid said that* oh my fudge THATS WHY THE WATER HAS NO PHYSICS SIMON WE'RE IN A VIDEO GAME
Rocky: Rocky blow up L'manburg again statement
Rocky is surrounded by mounds of TNT and two withers
C!Tommy: WHAT THE FUCK???!!?!?!?
Then Grace, Rocky, Simon kidnap C!Tommy and fly away as they watched everything get blown up including Pandora's vault and the brighton biter ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I'm gonna sleep now bye