puppy: i'm never gonna forget the story i told in first grade
puppy: it got me into so so so much trouble
meg: what was it
puppy: i've always been a masochistic little shit
puppy: i told this story where this burglar tried to steal me from my crib
meg: oms
meg: did you for real
puppy: yes
puppy: i am ashamed
meg: do not be ashamed that is so perf
meg: not even gonna lie
puppy: i was a little shit
meg: you must have been one interesting first grader
puppy: oh wait i got into a fight with a kid
meg: oh did you?
puppy: and i had to get a slip signed by my parents about it
puppy: and i signed it myself
puppy: my parents are wendi and todd
puppy: and i signed it
puppy: wanda and tood
puppy: in my big first grader handwriting
meg: i am laughing so hard right now i cant even see the screen
puppy: thought i'd get away with it
puppy: i remember stealing a package of my mom's to see how she spelled her name
meg: that is sp priceless
meg: i cannot anymore
puppy: my teacher used to bring me back to my kindergarten teacher to get me disciplined because i think she didn't know what to do with me
meg: that is so great
meg: i cant even
meg: i dont even know what to sya
meg: im just laughing
meg: and i cant sotp
puppy: now u kno
