Dec 16, 2018
John: my last two brain cells rubbing together
seen from Malaysia
seen from Morocco
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Czechia
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seen from Latvia
seen from Côte d’Ivoire
seen from Aruba
seen from Algeria
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
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John: my last two brain cells rubbing together
John: has lung cancer John: gets cured of lung cancer John: lights up a cigarette
fucking freeloader that’s what he is
John and Driving: you got an automatic car and homing spell
Hellblazer: All His Engines lines the animation needs to have:
“All we can do is spread wide and think of England” - John
“I’ll use your fucking skull as a condom!” “That’s the frowsiest threat I’ve ever heard. The skull’s got holes in it, you berk!” - John
*intense introduction monologue by demon* “Great stuff. I’m John and I’m a bastard” - John
I MEAN. HE AINT WRONG
hello john you ain’t wrong
I keep going through hellblazer looking for inspo and i just run into loads of new favourite lines omg
“Not very british” omfgg