#hellfireblunderbuss

[thespellweaver]

I thought Tumblr was for kids who were at least 13?

Clearly you’re still in need of juice and a nap time– maybe diaper change, too, looks full of shit.

[the-ace-community]

Do you try to be offended? I'm genuinely curious, do you seek out offensive material?

did you actively send me this ask thinking that i care what you have to say?

[thewinterschnauzer]

Legends never die

diamond is not crash!

[tamhonksss]

Fuck you for not having Tom Hanks as your profile pic anymore, you've changed.

Ok but I was actually having second thoughts on whether to use the pic of Tom Hanks flipping off papparazzi but I wanted to change things up a bit

[burningonyx]

So if you go by Alex, does that mean you're, as Keemstar puts it, a stupid fucking nigger?

I am white, you moldy mayonnaise cracker. I’m so white I turn red in 5 minutes of sunlight. I am a ginger. I am going to steal your soul. (Assuming you have one.)