#hellllll

[deranged-just-like-that]

FFFFFffffffuuuuuuuck look. at. him.

HE'S SO LOVELY AND NERDY HERE, I WANA FUCKING DEVOUR HIM WHOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[churchyaoi]

mildly exited to hopefully get back into working in childcare but if one more adult person on day 1 of the job touches my hair or makes a weird comment on it im gonna actually lose it why has this happened at both the places ive worked at so far

[butchsaint]

my old job (the one i desperately wanted to hire me full time) just offered me to cover someone’s long term medical leave and then will maybe offer me a full-time position after bc one is opening up. but they can’t promise that i’ll be hired. and my current job is actually pretty good, with more regular hours, BUT. the other job is in editing which is more of my Passion. and will pay a bit better. HELL I’M IN HELL.

[peelmeslow]

Bro not my pinned getting a mature content label

[virgil-isnt-a-lee]

Kinda been procrastinating on this post for a hot minute but since I'm sick and icky, I guess I have time to sit and make it, yeah? God I'm never gonna live this down..

IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE Y'ALL

Okay so me and a certain someone were playing truth or dare, and like the bitch I am, I chose dare. And you KNOW WHAT THE DARE WAS??

"Ask someone you’re cool with IRL to tickle you 🙂" WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT?? EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS. SO I HAD TO THINK IT OVER. THEN THAT BLOCKHEAD SAYS TO ME

"Bonus points if you ask the one who said they know you love it" YOU DID NOT NEED TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT.

Then I was proposed an offer I literally couldn't refuse SO I TOOK THE DARE and I'm gonna tell you pookies how it went because it's been stewing in my brain for the last two days

So it STARTED when we were in math class and my friend (y'all know the one by now. Resident tickle monster. Mal knows his name, too) was already poking at my sides, which is expected of him by now, so I just looked at him and said "so are you gonna tickle me or not?" and he like looked at me, shrugged, and said "since you asked." AND I WAS TRYING NOT TO DIE YK I HAD TO BE CHILL ABOUT IT CAUSE I GOT A REPUTATION TO MAINTAIN. So he like, put his arm around my waist, pulled my over to him, and just started like SHAKING HIS HANDS INTO MY RIBS AND I WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING DYING I WAS SO GLAD THE CLASSROOM WAS LOUD AS HELL because at one point even the teacher looked over at me and kinda rolled his eyes fondly. ANYWAYS

After that we were in my next class together, and I KINDA knew I didn't REALLY finish my dare and I was thinking about it, apparently I was thinkin real hard cause he pokes my back and goes "alright what's up? You good? You're distracted. Like more distracted than usual, what is it?" And I was like DAMN??? WAS IT THAT OBVIOUS?? LIKE EXCUSE ME??

SO I TOLD HIM "can you like.. tickle me again? Idk I just kinda feel like it." AND HE JUST SHRUGGED AGAIN AND STARTED SQUEEZING MY SIDES AND SHIT and it's worse cause he sits BEHIND ME in that class so I was just like dying with my head in my hands and mdjfjdjfjsjd. That's it. And he LITERALLY SAID "You're welcome." When he was done???? HELL. I QAS SO FUCKIN FLUSTERED BUT LIKE HE DIDN'T MAKE ANY REAL COMMENTS ON IT

[curiosity-killed]

Beginning to regret this method of editing (each highlight is a comment for me to edit/revise something) orz

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[letsoulswander]

I LOST A DPN

[mirmidones]

i appreciate the strive towards the eco friendly but paper straws might just be the most fucking useless thing ever. three sips and it starts decomposing. and then i have like 2 minutes tops before it's over for me & my juice so i have to speed drink and still i end up losing. i slurp so hard but nothing comes up bc the straw has gone too fucking soft to work properly. jfc